[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[simonj]

If anything it's DickStivers hair that is so alluring.

Oh wow the motion of this bandwagon is giving me a woody.

[sycld]

I'm so drunk.

this nullifies everything you said.

[sailor jack]

no it doesn't, it means my girlfriend can't be angry

[Think]

wow youre still up

[sailor jack]

I just got in

2 hours ago

pussy

[sailor jack]

Also,

I'm so drunk.

This.

Still

[Think]

hah ok well I'm probably hitting the hay now
glad you had a xHardcorEx night
yes going pubbing with huw sounds like a plan
ttyl babe xxx

[sailor jack]

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[sycld]

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wish i was wif u when you're this drunk

it's be more like

xxo

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69

...

and then To Catch a Predator

since you are less than 18 years of age.

[sailor jack]

No

Heterosexuality prevails over drunkeness

Especially in my case. My class voted me as Most Likely to Turn in to a Grizzly Bear

So masculinity/heterosexuality remains at a peak as ever

[sycld]

No

Heterosexuality prevails over drunkeness

Especially in my case. My class voted me as Most Likely to Turn in to a Grizzly Bear

So masculinity/heterosexuality remains at a peak as ever

sure sure sure

drunk horny men totally want a hot mouth, any mouth

on their cox

[piranhas]

Any port in a storm.

[simonj]

Yeah cos 'grizzly bear' totally isn't the username of about 10,000 raging faggots on Craigslist etc.

[sailor jack]

Well I definately wouldn't consider a "grizzly" gay. The idea of a hairy homo is more disgusting than a regular homo wanting me.

[sycld]

Yeah cos 'grizzly bear' totally isn't the username of about 10,000 raging faggots on Craigslist etc.

yes, good point.

no gay person ever refers to himself as a "bear"

ever.

[gina]

oh hay dick you lookin real good gurl

[sycld]

Speaking of grizzly bears...

Guns allowed in National Parks! YEEEE-HAAAW! - Casual Discourse

[sailor jack]

The Grizzly in the wild

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[Vengeful Scars]

Hey bwoy you should cut that fucking hair of yours(Just kidding I kinda miss my long locks of sex)

[djwolford]

but an ether-soaked rag, some rope, and a blade or gun would probably make it happen.

Ether really isn't strong enough to put anyone out in a quick fashion though. Chloroform is a much better rape solution.

[Vengeful Scars]

It's not about knocking them out, guys, it's about the penor.... I need some extra-strength Viagra with some Cialis mixed in....


Then I'd be huffing the Ether while dropping 9 and 20 roofies in the bitches drink.

[sailor jack]

Hey bwoy you should cut that fucking hair of yours

But it is the source of all my power!

[Vengeful Scars]

Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!

[sycld]

Ether really isn't strong enough to put anyone out in a quick fashion though. Chloroform is a much better rape solution.

oh duh! you're right.

It's not about knocking them out, guys, it's about the penor.... I need some extra-strength Viagra with some Cialis mixed in....

well not if i just use your asshole while i enjoy your flaccid penzor

though i that's also a good suggestion. thank you. i will remember to use them as well.

[faesce]

thats me on top of da central air unit

[faesce]

dickstivers army of horny men crits you for 26

[Vengeful Scars]

pssh army of horny men crit this thread for 69.... most of the womens here at CD are pretty gud lukkin

[KT.]

thats me on top of da central air unit

maesce, ur so fukkin hawt

a/s/l?

[DickStivers]

damn maesce is bangin

[AWESOME]

Hey again.

[gina]

buh?

if this is the same (un)effingawesome person i gotta say short hair is a complete improvement versus that long greasy mane you were sporting.

[gina]

also lol sepia tones

[AWESOME]

It somewhat disguise the paleness of my skin. And yes, it's the same person.

[sycld]

So now that you're not hideous you're being narcissistic?

[gina]

well good job not looking like a douche anymore.

[sycld]

well good job not looking like a douche anymore.

hey, i said he doesn't look hideous

[AWESOME]

I hardly see my narcissism.

[sycld]

i do

i don't see your penis tho

[AWESOME]

Ok Sanjay.

[sycld]

Ok Sanjay.

Um, excuse me, the name's Sanjaya.

(Actually, Sanjaya and I are both half Italian and half Indian, in addition to being skinny little brown fags.)