It's so yummy and tasty that when I start eating it I get an erection. It's so gooey, and naughty, I just want to get it in my mouth as quickly as possilble. If you don't like it then you are a homosexual. Fun fact: If you eat a lot of guacamole your poop will turn green.
Here's guacamole bifford style:
-Avacados
-1 small Tomato
-1 Jalapeno
-4 key limes
-Cilantro
-2 garlic cloves
-1/2 green onion.
-Add sperm and salt to taste.
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