Thread: It's a compliment.

Since most of my attire consists of shorts, light t-shirts and worn out new balances, I decided to go do some shopping to prepare for winter. I ducked into a Big Five Sports because they sell everything dirt cheap on the account of their products are the fruits of child labor in some other country.

Anyways.

I was locked in the internal debate between sports jacket vs. the hoody with funny sayings on it. It's early in the morning and one young, sweet little employee was running all over to straighten out all the shelves, rearrange the hangers and etc, etc. Now by sweet of course I mean DAMN she was FINE. Well as luck would have it (for me anyway) she dropped a glove and bent over at the waist to pick it up.

There was a full length mirror right next to me that gave me a fantastic view of her asset, so to speak. I mean, it was amazing!Definately the type of ass that you say a silent prayer of thanks for because you know God spent a little extra time sculpting it. Now I know the rule and have seen that Senfield episode explaining the rule. The Rule : Glance and look away. That’s it! But you must understand the grade “A” I was privileged enough to check out! I couldn’t just look away!

My good fortune ended quickly enough as the employee’s perv-senses must have tingled. Instead of picking up the glove, standing up, and continuing on her way, she decides to glance over her should and look right into the mirror. Of course not only does she see her ass backed up in the air, she sees my reflection nearly drooling over it.

Now I expected a few things. For example being called a pig, or given the bird, or her stomping haughtily away. I figured if I were lucky, she’d be just as embarrassed from being checked out by a pig like me as I was from being busted. Instead something even better happened! She gave me a look (non hostile!) that seemed to say “Busted” before walking off. Now, this is just proof that this chick has the right idea.

Men are cock-driven animals and will always be, but just take oogling as compliment! Really, it'll make everyone's life easier!