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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    If you are looking for irony, you've failed, because I have health insurance.
    Damn. They way you worry so much about every dollar of your taxes, I figured you were living on easy mac and non commercial beer in some backwoods shack that someone still had dialup.

    You win this round, sir.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    When I go to my house in Wyoming I have hannahmontanavision dialup

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Color me vicious I guess, at least when it comes to my opinions of the poor. I think the system we have now works just fine, there's no need to mess with it.
    i think it's ignorant, bordering on insane to say that The System of any country in the world "works just fine" and that "there's no reason to mess with it".

    there'll be no reason to mess with it when there are no poor, hungry, mistreated, abandoned, desperate, profoundly downtrodden people in the world. until that time, there'll be room for improvement.

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    I can easily meet gwahir's standard with a gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Oh man. A guy at my work who was a skin-head said the same exact thing, word for word. Only then he claimed that we should kill all handicaps at birth, so that eventually the handicap genes will be bled out of mankind and thus, take the human race one step closer towards perfection.

    And since he also claimed to be a firm believer in the good lord's will, I quoted Jesus.

    “What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul.”
    that's not what that quote is meant to say

    that quote is about personal gain at the expense of morality and virtue

    you gave it back to him as if it actually said “What shall it profit a man if the whole world gains but he loses his soul”, which is not what it says, and is actually a kind of terrible sentiment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    I can easily meet gwahir's standard with a gun.
    yep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    that's not what that quote is meant to say

    that quote is about personal gain at the expense of morality and virtue

    you gave it back to him as if it actually said “What shall it profit a man if the whole world gains but he loses his soul”, which is not what it says, and is actually a kind of terrible sentiment
    I was just schooled in a Jesus lesson by a Jew. I really gotta start going to church more often.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    1. Ban niggers from being president.
    2. Ban women from being president.
    3. Legalize any and all weapons so that any average joe that wants them could buy them.
    4. Legalize pot.
    5. Kick out all the fucking illegal foreigners.(or declare open season on them)
    6. Tell the rest of the world to go FUCK themselves.
    (quoting myself to keep others from having to hunt for it)

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Other than #4, I'm stealing the rest of these ideas for my own personal platform.
    I'll be pressing for mandatory five year prison sentences for marijuana possession.
    I don't really even like pot but I don't see a big problem with it and in my opinion its less of a problem than alcohol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I only agree with 2,4, and part of 5 with jojo
    Humm lets see not a racists but a sexist. Also how do you plan on doing the second part of 5 without 3?

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    If I were president, I'd close this thread.
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I don't really even like pot but I don't see a big problem with it and in my opinion its less of a problem than alcohol.
    Well as President I would still spend most of my time online, and people posting while they're high is much more annoying to me than people posting while drunk. Also, most of the time people don't even bother posting while they're drunk, but when they're high it's easy to get chair-locked and post away it seems.

    Just my opinion.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    If you have time to browse forums while President, you're doing it wrong.

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    Oh I forgot if I were president one of my first acts would be to dismantle the internet and shove it down Al Gore's rotting carcass' throat.

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    I would put death row inmates and AIDS patients on the front lines of any war.
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    Yeah, that's good, give the death row inmates guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    If you have time to browse forums while President, you're doing it wrong.
    Well it's not like I'd be the first person to do it wrong.

    You have to admit that America would probably be better off if I didn't make any real decisions and just sat at the computer all day.
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    Sole we can give the deathrow inmates guns but no body armor... sort of the way we treat are soldiers now, except that they wouldn't have much value to society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    Yeah, that's good, give the death row inmates guns.
    If they wanna kill ppl why not let them kill the enemy instead of innocent ppl. The enemy doesn't qualify as innocent because they are the enemy- just so you know.

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    I would make Will Ferrell my VP

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    i'd be a fucking awesome president except that i would insist on making a radio broadcast in which i call myself the head of the Enclave and talk about how i will work to rebuild the "Capital Wasteland" into its pre-nuclear holocaust glory.

    everyone would wonder if i'm insane but they'd overlook it cause i'd be awesome.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    i'd be a fucking awesome president except that i would insist on making a radio broadcast in which i call myself the head of the Enclave and talk about how i will work to rebuild the "Capital Wasteland" into its pre-nuclear holocaust glory.

    everyone would wonder if i'm insane but they'd overlook it cause i'd be awesome.
    But your not from rural Kentucky....
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    Build a ladder to the moon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    But your not from rural Kentucky....
    no, but i did grow up in a rather rural part of the Capital Wasteland metropolitan area.


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    I'd be the first Filipino president, so I could ride on that for a while before having to do anything important. Maybe do something radical like lifting bans on homosexual unions/marriage or recognizing gender correction patients or spending significantly less on defense relative to previous budgets.
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
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