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    1) Put more money into Education and abolish the No Child Left Behind Act.
    2) Have a no tolerance gun control act past.
    3) By some miracle, make Social Security an independent trust fund once again.
    4) Allow inmates to fight to the death in exchange for freedom (in which they would be shipped off to Canada) in a Gladiator style pit of death.


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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    4) Allow inmates to fight to the death in exchange for freedom (in which they would be shipped off to Canada) in a Gladiator style pit of death.


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    i definately like this one but give them the chance to chose canada or france
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    Quote Originally Posted by fried chicken View Post
    i definately like this one but give them the chance to chose canada or france
    Though I wouldn't want to appear soft on someone who had to kill fellow inmates and survive the lion pit, I suppose I could at least give them the option of France.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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