So one of my room mated buddies is a fucking douche. He will always come over and if he does, he always ends up sleeping on the sofa.

The other night I was home by myself and I hear some noise in the kitchen. so I go with my pistol to find him in the kitchen saying he needed to charge his phone. He had a new charger in teh package and his phone, so Im pretty sure he wasnt lying about that.

Then my brother noticed one of his hats missing. I asked this guy about it and he said he didnt know, then I find it on the table after he leaves and the size was all fucked up.

And he is currently asleep on my sofa. He was not here when we went to sleep. So basically he just invited himself, used the spare key to get in, and slept in my fucking house without even letting us know he was going to. And get this. His house is like half a mile away.