Use this thread to: Record your voice and then others will listen

**piranhas** · 02-02-2009, 01:40 AM

Got to love low expectations.

**piranhas** · 02-02-2009, 01:49 AM

Letter from Birmingham Jail

**KT.** · 02-02-2009, 03:21 AM

Originally Posted by Absolution

I don't know how to stream

Dicks this is for you

that sounded homoerotic

also lol@ your last name, Jarvis. Shouldn't you be in New York cleaning the Avengers' tower?

**Killuminati** · 02-02-2009, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by DickStivers

i will get zenta's attorney involved if you don't follow through

Lol watch out absolution.

**sycld** · 02-02-2009, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by KT.

that sounded homoerotic

he did it for the dicks.

**captain castle** · 02-02-2009, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

Whoa because you thought he was Asexual or whoa because he didn't reply in a normal below-par post?

lol fuck you too buddy

**KT.** · 02-02-2009, 11:16 PM

Castle record your voice so everyone else can hear how much of a faggot you are.

j/k let's fuck

**captain castle** · 02-02-2009, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by KT.

Castle record your voice so everyone else can hear how much of a faggot you are.

j/k let's fuck

no mic cunt bag

**simonj** · 02-03-2009, 12:22 AM

God this thread is amazing. Absolution is the one I've just listened to and I must say he sounds like a cunt. I'm sure he's not though.

Also, I thought KT would sound quite deadpan and sarcastic and whatever but (being British) I actually quite dig the girly childlike voice.

And I think I've said in an old thread that I would probably hate TOGS in real life. After listening to his voice I take it back.

I originally thought "there's no way I'm taking part in this." but fuck it, I'll be a good sport and record one later (at a more appropriate time of day), even though I really don't rate my voice very highly.

**KT.** · 02-03-2009, 12:26 AM

I don't always sound like an 8 year-old. Well, at least I don't think I sound like a child but I guess it's because I'm used to my own voice.

I guess thanks to everyone who thought I'd sound deadpan and sarcastic. I sometimes wish I talked like DickStivers and/or Daria.

**simonj** · 02-03-2009, 12:30 AM

When I was about 14 I couldn't understand why people thought I had a squeaky voice because in my head it sounded like James Earl Jones through a kazoo.

**TheOriginalGrumpySpy** · 02-03-2009, 12:52 AM

Welcome to the Big Sonic Chill

More voices.

**babar** · 02-03-2009, 01:26 AM

LOL mang you're funny. I like your voice.. very accenty. You hate me lol.

**TheOriginalGrumpySpy** · 02-03-2009, 05:10 PM

What has happened to this thread.

**Infernus** · 02-03-2009, 05:27 PM

People aren't recording.

**Woofness** · 02-03-2009, 05:28 PM

I just don't know man.

Turn it into an 'Americans (and other) attempting British accents of their choice' thread.

That would be amusing.

**simonj** · 02-03-2009, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by Woofness

I just don't know man.

Turn it into an 'Americans (and other) attempting British accents of their choice' thread.

That would be amusing.

I would be up for that. My ability to do accents varies on a number of things.

I intended to record today but I need batteries for my mp3 player first and I didn't go to college today so didn't end up going near any shops. I'll do it tomorrow though, I promise. I'll try and upload at least two.

**Mang** · 02-03-2009, 06:11 PM

Yeah i'll attempt to do an accent. If someone gives me a paragraph to read out, then i'll do it in South African.

Because that is always a funny accent to hear.

**simonj** · 02-03-2009, 06:19 PM

You have to say something racist then.

I'll do a Birmingham accent then. It's a very similar accent.

**Woofness** · 02-03-2009, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by Mang

Yeah i'll attempt to do an accent. If someone gives me a paragraph to read out, then i'll do it in South African.

Because that is always a funny accent to hear.

Go:
..."the British Empire is under Providence the greatest instrument for good that the world has seen';
the widest system of organised human freedom which has ever existed in human history"

..or if you fancy a challenge:

"O thou, my lovely boy, who in thy power
Dost hold Time's fickle glass, his sickle, hour;
Who hast by waning grown, and therein show'st
Thy lovers withering as thy sweet self grow'st;
If Nature, sovereign mistress over wrack,
As thou goest onwards, still will pluck thee back,
She keeps thee to this purpose, that her skill
May time disgrace and wretched minutes kill.
Yet fear her, O thou minion of her pleasure!
She may detain, but not still keep, her treasure:
Her audit, though delay'd, answer'd must be,
And her quietus is to render thee."

**Mang** · 02-03-2009, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by Woofness

Go:
..."the British Empire is under Providence the greatest instrument for good that the world has seen';
the widest system of organised human freedom which has ever existed in human history"

terrible

I swear you picked the hardest sentence ever to read out in a South African accent, which is why it sounds like a poor Australian accent.

I started to do your second one but it turned out to be impossible.

**simonj** · 02-03-2009, 07:45 PM

You just sound like a well-educated Australian. Even though that's blatantly a contradiction in terms.

**cdc** · 02-03-2009, 09:37 PM

Hello I am cdc

**TheOriginalGrumpySpy** · 02-03-2009, 09:42 PM

Thank you +rep.

**Infernus** · 02-03-2009, 10:17 PM

Now do it in your girliest voice.

**cdc** · 02-03-2009, 10:21 PM

I'll try. Later though.

**simonj** · 02-03-2009, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by cdc

Hello I am cdc

Haha + repped times a billion.

**Woofness** · 02-04-2009, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by Mang

terrible

I swear you picked the hardest sentence ever to read out in a South African accent, which is why it sounds like a poor Australian accent.

I started to do your second one but it turned out to be impossible.

Yeah, sorry they were a bit tricky. Not too bad a job though, the first sentence was fairly convincing.

Originally Posted by cdc

Hello I am cdc

lol

I bet that was from memory.

**KT.** · 02-04-2009, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by cdc

Hello I am cdc

lol, what up bro

**simonj** · 02-04-2009, 07:51 PM

Oh man, I just listened to the ones I recorded today. I am apparently retarded.

I would post them but the mic was too close to my mouth and they're a bit unlistenable, I'll rerecord it tomorrow.

**<JANE>** · 02-07-2009, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by hydro

Please enjoy this mess of unusual rambling.

Also, mang, I just wanted to let you know I enjoyed your babar joke.

I had this very same conundrum the other day with some friends about golden v's supposed english origine. I think its just packaged in england.

Nice voice x

**cdc** · 02-08-2009, 01:17 AM

Originally Posted by Woofness

Yeah, sorry they were a bit tricky. Not too bad a job though, the first sentence was fairly convincing.

lol

I bet that was from memory.

nuh uh i didn't memorize it. I swear.

**jack burden** · 02-08-2009, 01:42 AM

Originally Posted by Infernus

Alright well heres me, I know I fucked up a few times and that isn't even the right song while I am talking but those are the only 2 of the songs I have by them but oh well.
Do you like Phil Collins?

YES

**Nick2.1** · 02-08-2009, 04:03 PM

I guess it's my turn, prepare to not understand what I am saying.

http://www.box.net/shared/y5h2xjt639

**TheOriginalGrumpySpy** · 02-08-2009, 04:18 PM

Thinks a Brit.

**Nick2.1** · 02-08-2009, 04:27 PM

He didn't sound the part to me.

**gwahir** · 02-09-2009, 07:10 AM

god damn i have a tickle in my voice so it sounds all weird as i am struggling not to cough

also, my voice sounds a whole lot better in my head

BUT

Hello CD!

**sycld** · 02-09-2009, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by gwahir

god damn i have a tickle in my voice so it sounds all weird as i am struggling not to cough

also, my voice sounds a whole lot better in my head

BUT

Hello CD!