Alright guys I'm starting work on my book (or more likely, one page spoof) "Where's Waldo in Vietnam?"
What I need are ideas for things to put in the background, such as people getting tortured, gooks training, etc etc
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I need inspiration
Alright guys I'm starting work on my book (or more likely, one page spoof) "Where's Waldo in Vietnam?"
What I need are ideas for things to put in the background, such as people getting tortured, gooks training, etc etc
Go
Originally Posted by Atmosfear
recreate a scene from full metal jacket
Martin Sheen naked and bleeding next to a mirror.
Charlie Sheen naked and crying in the rain.
Add the comedian shooting that whore.
kurtz slaughtering an ox
Tim Robbins getting bayoneted by one of his own troops.
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
Albert Einstein
Robin Williams as a radio dj
the self immolating monk
the guy in front of the tank at tienamen square
the cast of M*A*S*H
george washington speeching to his troops
yeah that didn't happen in Vietnam. I'm assuming it's a (lame) joke but I'd like to correct you for all the retards here who might believe you.
note that i only used wars that americans would know of
Yeah, well the M*A*S*H* was set in Korea.
And I don't think George Washington even knew Vietnam existed.
I've never watched M*A*S*H and the George Washington bit was obvious.
Please include a topless woman on the beach. (Vietnam has white sand beaches)
As opposed to wars Americans wouldn't know of and other people here would?
Back on topic, add Willem Dafoe's death scene from Platoon, Cav Soldiers surfing under mortar fire (Apocalypse Now), Gunnery Sergeant Hartman getting killed in the head (Full Metal Jacket), the My Lai massacre, the French getting their whipping at Dien Bien Phu, the destruction of Groupement Mobile 100 at An Khe, the fall of Saigon, the battle of Hue and fighting around the US Embassy during the Tet Offensive, Hoa Lo Prison (complete with McCain), naked crying kids running after being napalmed by the VNAF, the suspected Viet Cong officer being executed on camera by a South Vietnamese General, and of course, 333 beer.
1939-1941
KT getting married to a filthy, filthy ginger
Oh yeah, I'm half Vietnamese.
George Washington crossing the Delaware
The South African Apartheid
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank
“We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” -Buddha
Identity
The cast of Red Dwarf
quotes from the internet
This.
These two are going in
Also, I'm thinking Charlie surfing would be a good one
(Who can name the reference?)
Charlie don't surf.
edit: and it's from apocalypse now.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Christ why did it have to be you
Eat a York Peppermint Pattie
it will open your mind
I just had an awesome internal montage of me eating a pattie and then my eyes dilate requiem for a dream style
Holy shit you just gave me an idea for a short story
I think this is working backwards.
Happy to help baby
Batman and the Joker
Deadpool with baraka blades coming out of his arms and the powers of cyclops and wraith in addition to his own
Wraith as in the guy from Weapon X?
I hated that guy. Have you seen it yet?
Wraith actually isn't obnoxious in the movie. Will.i.Am is a surprisingly decent actor, as much as it pains me to say that.
Yes I have seen it. If you can look past Deadpool then it is pretty good actually (in spite of putting characters together that should not know each other at the ages they are).
I cannot look past Deadpool.
I want to see it, but I'm upset about Deadpool as well
Oh man
Did you see the "hulk vs" movie? Awesome
It is my next Netflix, so I'll probably be watching it on Tuesday
I wonder what it says about me that I have a 'New Releases in Ages 11-12' section on my Netflix main page which was automated just for me.
Last edited by Mr. E; 04-04-2009 at 08:37 PM.
KT naked, stoned off her ass, getting raeped by her future husband
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
a family, embracing after a fulfilling day in their fields, content with warmth and the love they have for each other.
just before the vietcong raep the wominz and kill the menz for suspected aid and sympathy to the US
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
nope, not at all
this happened after you left the heart-warming scene you described
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
that's not the purpose of that family
everything you described that happened afterwards is ENTIRELY NONCANON
ok?
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