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  1. 04-06-2009, 09:46 PM #1
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    About a month or two ago I went on a competition spree. I figured I'd never won a competition before and it's all statistical really so I entered a tonne of them over the space of a few days and then forgot about it (I will add at this point that when I was about 16 I won a years worth* of free cinema passes but that was just because my dad worked at The Mirror and rigged it my way).

    Now, after all that time I just won the gayest prize ever.

    Two tickets to Never Forget - The Take That Musical.

    I don't even remember entering such a competition. Oh well. Free shit is free shit.

    Jealous?


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    I don't even know what that is.
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    Take That were an insanely successful British boyband in the 90s (they've made an equally successful comeback of late but that's irrelevant).

    This is the musical based on their songs.

    To give you a taste of how gay they actually are:


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    (the second one is as gay as possible)
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    lol, oh I remember them now

    wow, who made a musical based on their music?

    and why was it ever produced?

    and who would want to act in it?

    and who would pay to see it?

    No wonder they're giving tickets away.
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    I'm pretty sure the answer to most of those questions is 'the gays'.
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    jem would like your prize.
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    Take That are the New Kids on the Block of the UK.

    Unlike NKOTB, Take That actually got somewhere with their comeback music.
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    Their comeback isn't entirely terrible. It's a lot better than most pop music around.
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    This reminded me of the episode of Scrubs where JD admits he sucks at everything.
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    UPDATE: I left after 10 minutes.
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    You have to be happy, jolly, homosexual and/or female to enjoy such an event.
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    apparently 3/4 just isn't enough.
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    http://image18.webshots.com/18/5/63/...6xIMSvh_ph.jpg

    that is what you have to be to actually enjoy said musical. And it's obviously going to be horrible when the are giving out tickets for free.
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    I wanna know where that asterisk leads
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mang View Post
    I wanna know where that asterisk leads
    Oh shit, forgot about that. Done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    (the second one is as gay as possible)
    i'm not going to lie; that gave me a bonhuer.


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    bon heure
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    bon heure
    merde.

    je te baise.


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    Je veux ton baiser salé
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    Je veux ton baiser salé
    that is dirty
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    i was visiting a french friend of mine at his parents' place, when his parents related a story of how they were driving through Ontario, and his mom, not knowing any english, was looking at all the "For Sale" signs and was very, very confused as to why all these houses were advertising that they were dirty
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    If you ever get a chance a good music is The Nightman Cometh. It has a great cast of characters, some hilarious comedy(the Ninja Cat-Man was hilarious), pedophilia innuendos, a hot sex scene, and a twist ending, along with great music!
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