The Great Gatsby. How the fuck is that a classic? Classicly turrible morelike.
Jews.
no he likes to fuck us anally
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Macbeth
the musical Rent
cheese, mushrooms, avocado, asparagus and other foods my family loves
I don't know if anyone is supposed to like avocado or asparagus. They're both nasty.
However, disliking cheese is a sign of lunacy.
also Judaism
also libertarianism
also my dad
holy shit didn't mean for THAT to come out
I hate White Power Bill
hmm, interesting. well we're finally making some progress.
please, lie down on my couch. relax.
now. have you ever had an urge to have sex with your mother?
(please ignore my hand entering your pants; it's all a part of the therapy i assure you)
Bono but I guess the only one who thinks we're 'supposed' to like him is the vain bastard himself.
Forgot to add Asian porn. Chicks always sound like they're crying and all the good parts are censored. Not a fan.
Lesbian porn at times can suck, too.
sycld is the kind of psychologist that they write Law and Order: SVU episodes about
you should combine your ANALYTICAL mind with your THERAPIST skills and make business cards
aw guys come on catcher in the rye is a good book. It is a wonderful snapshot of the sheer fagginess that every adolescent boy goes through, unabashedly displayed. I like it for the job it does of characterizing that, in spite of the fact that I hate holden caulfield for being an annoying douchebag.
analrapist
Are we supposed to like religious militants?
Is that why the war against Al Queda is going so badly, cos we're meant to like tham??
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Oh ok, I wouldnt describe them as militant but yeah, I see your point.
But I dont think we're meant to like them either....I think their aim is to piss you off until you agree
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Art
The Wire
Kings of Leon (I mean, seriously, they are awful)
Cars (or vehicles in general for that matter)
Black girls
Oscar winning movies (for the most part)
come on guys to kill a mockingbird was a touching coming of age story where a little girl doesn't really comprehend the enormity of what's happening around her, but has to cope with it anyway and also it cemented gregory peck as the manliest man to ever be a man on the silver screen
Art Museums
U2
Rum
Desert
Bookmarks