no he likes to fuck us anally
no he likes to fuck us anally
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Macbeth
the musical Rent
cheese, mushrooms, avocado, asparagus and other foods my family loves
I don't know if anyone is supposed to like avocado or asparagus. They're both nasty.
However, disliking cheese is a sign of lunacy.
also Judaism
also libertarianism
also my dad
holy shit didn't mean for THAT to come out
I hate White Power Bill
lol white power bill
i love arrested development
Bono but I guess the only one who thinks we're 'supposed' to like him is the vain bastard himself.
Forgot to add Asian porn. Chicks always sound like they're crying and all the good parts are censored. Not a fan.
Lesbian porn at times can suck, too.
hmm, interesting. well we're finally making some progress.
please, lie down on my couch. relax.
now. have you ever had an urge to have sex with your mother?
(please ignore my hand entering your pants; it's all a part of the therapy i assure you)
sycld is the kind of psychologist that they write Law and Order: SVU episodes about
you should combine your ANALYTICAL mind with your THERAPIST skills and make business cards
aw guys come on catcher in the rye is a good book. It is a wonderful snapshot of the sheer fagginess that every adolescent boy goes through, unabashedly displayed. I like it for the job it does of characterizing that, in spite of the fact that I hate holden caulfield for being an annoying douchebag.
analrapist
The Boondock Saints - Going where countless other movies have gone before, but with worse acting and more asinine plot elements
MadTV - I have watched several episodes, for the same reason why I will always eat a piece of celery out of the vegetable platter, on the off chance that every other time I've tried it I was wrong, and this time I'll actually like it. Needless to say, both are shit.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Let's take a semi-interesting concept, put it in the perspective of a little girl, and then go on and on about everything that isn't the semi-interesting concept. Also, why not a fucking albino neighbor? Shit ya, money time.
Religious Militants - I can't stand people who try to shove their viewpoint down my throat. I have my beliefs, I like them, and I don't feel the need to change them. And hold on there, atheists, don't get too excited, since 80% of you are worse that almost the entirety of religious people; I don't give a shit what you think either, and I don't need your play-by-play of every discrepancy in the Bible.
Are we supposed to like religious militants?
Is that why the war against Al Queda is going so badly, cos we're meant to like tham??
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Oh ok, I wouldnt describe them as militant but yeah, I see your point.
But I dont think we're meant to like them either....I think their aim is to piss you off until you agree
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Art
The Wire
Kings of Leon (I mean, seriously, they are awful)
Cars (or vehicles in general for that matter)
Black girls
Oscar winning movies (for the most part)
come on guys to kill a mockingbird was a touching coming of age story where a little girl doesn't really comprehend the enormity of what's happening around her, but has to cope with it anyway and also it cemented gregory peck as the manliest man to ever be a man on the silver screen
Art Museums
U2
Rum
Desert
Bookmarks