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    I can't kill spiders because I have this fucked up idea that, if I do, every other spider in the world will take revenge.

    This is obviously despite the fact there are virtually no dangerous arachnids in this country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    It's clear that you have no idea what a good thread looks like.
    So by mentioning this does this mean your e-cock gets bigger? Getting criticized by you is like getting weight loss advice by a sea cow.

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    I can't kill spiders because I have this fucked up idea that, if I do, every other spider in the world will take revenge.
    I have the same feeling sometimes. When I was little I saw a swarm of Daddy longlegs and thought that spiders had hives like bees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    So by mentioning this does this mean your e-cock gets bigger? Getting criticized by you is like getting weight loss advice by a sea cow.



    I have the same feeling sometimes. When I was little I saw a swarm of Daddy longlegs and thought that spiders had hives like bees.
    no my e-cock does not get bigger.

    i just like pointing out the obvious.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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