Ons:
Loves weed
Big boobs
Red hair
Black hair with a good tan
Looks good in leather
Likes to experiment
Glasses in some cases
Into the same shit as me
Worships me
Offs:
Fat
Over-dramatic
Religious
Muffs
Clingy bitches
Ons:
Loves weed
Big boobs
Red hair
Black hair with a good tan
Looks good in leather
Likes to experiment
Glasses in some cases
Into the same shit as me
Worships me
Offs:
Fat
Over-dramatic
Religious
Muffs
Clingy bitches
I shall participate:
Turn Ons:
Irish
Freckles
Confidence
Lean Muscles
Doesn't mind PDA (I'm not talking gross making out almost banging on the restaurant table, I'm just talking the holding hands, hugging, quick kiss kinda PDA)
Turn Offs:
Gingers
Dirty Fingernails
That smacking sound people make when they eat
Sloppy when drunk
Smoking Weed (I don't give a shit if people do it, I just don't like dating someone that does it)
Yes I like Irish people with freckles, but I don't like gingers. I realize that's a bit off.
simon,i wasn't lying in the other thread bud.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Originally Posted by djwolford
As long as you don't count when you dance then we're soulmates. Let's date.
wait...turn offs UNDER 180 LBS? so you like heifers or something?
They harvest the wind produced by my flabby cheeks flapping as I chew. After one Big Mac Meal I supply enough power for the entire eastern coast. You guys owe ME!
Well, he would rather breed with his own species, of course.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Okay well here's my actual list.
Turn ons:
Dark hair
Tan skin
Toned but not overly muscelly
Hilarious
Confidence
Dominant personality
Chest hair (yum)
Turn offs:
Immaturity
Too much bromance
Sloppy drunk
Douchebag sense of style
Won't show respect (to anyone)
turn ons
boners
I'm pretty much hairless on my chest and back, Hell I can't grow hair on my face that well.
Turn Ons:
Intelligence
Humor
Thin to "healthy" weight girls
Asians
Ok with, or uses Drugs themselves(coming from a long time user)
Turn Off:
Stupidity
Seriousness
Fat or Super skinny bitches(I don't want to see your fat hanging out of your shirt, nor do I want to see your ribs)
Excessive Pubic hairz
Last edited by Vengeful Scars; 05-10-2009 at 04:13 PM.
lik dis if u cry evertim
Turn-ons:
Pale skin with dark hair
sexy noses (hard to describe, but I know it when I see it)
Long hair
In-depth knowledge of worthwhile subjects I do not have in-depth knowledge of
Love of childhood nostalgia
Good teeth
Tallness
Turn-offs:
Bad teeth
Bad skin
Unacceptably bad taste in music
Nerd intolerance
Ugly noses (again, weird and hard to explain)
Irresponsibility
Super fat or super skinny (anything in between can be good depending upon other factors)
Last edited by Mr. E; 05-11-2009 at 12:36 PM.
Q: What's the difference between an Asian male and a woman?
A: I don't know either.
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VS isn't Asian...
oooooh
are you sure?
i see
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A: On an Asian girl that tiny, almost invisible fleshy nub is called the clitoris. On an Asian guy the same nub is called the penis.
Mr. E. nobody has a good looking nose. just sayin.
Well, let me put it this way. Almost all girls do a nose scrunchy up thing. It is usually just weird looking, but sometimes it is cute, and that turns me on. Any nose capable of pulling off a cute nose scrunchy up thing is a hot nose in my book.
i do that too, but probably not in the same context you're thinking.
also, instead of being charming, it makes me look like a gargoyle, though i suppose it does that for most males.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
turn off:
when the bitch looks me in the eyes
that's such a turn on, you're crazy
you get turned on when people look me in the eyes?
well excuse me, missus, but I believe you are the crazy one!
i get a hardon whenever jared is in a staring contest.
PANDAS
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I now picture sycld as a big bluish purple guy with wings and huge clawed feet wearing a loin cloth.
ok seriously
turn ons:
functional arms and legs
can enjoy both the noise and the silence
someone more intelligent than me (not trying to say that I'm very smart, but I don't drool when I speak anymore)
corny jokes
turn offs:
people who think they have a firm grasp
cat like dander that makes me sneeze
owns a snuggy
um jared... are you a female interested in males?
PANDAS
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i am also turned on by people who are smarter than i am
Yeah, and girls who can bust your balls as much as you can bust theirs (not literally obviously lol).
French/Russian accents too.
The thing I hate worst in the opposite sex is a bad laugh. It can kill ANYTHING.
This is pretty important. If a girl is a bigger asshole than I am it's a pretty big turn on.
there is something I've been meaning to tell you guys...
Ok real list
Turn Ons:
Sarcasm
Goofiness
Intelligence
Fit/healthy
Sexy and/or Cute
Out-going
happy-drunk or happy-fucked up on anything
Turn offs:
Alcoholics
Fatties
Homos
Ugly people
Shyness
Too-sensitive
People who think lolcats are funny and say shit like "I do it for the lols"/talk like they're on the internet in real life
Dumb people
What about men who sound like drowning babies because then you would love me
As I said earlier, I'm not attracted to homos.
Oh then you would love me
Additional turn offs:
Absolution
No fucking way
yeah i know
kt's a total kinkster
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Turn ons: Good looking breasts and a beautiful firm fanny. Takes care of herself as in does something with her hair and nails and preferrably didn't smoke and keeps a flat tummy. Good complexion. Attractive without makeup but wears it. Charming, charming smile, cute face. Plays mind games with the boys and an excellent liar. She must do something with her life and is motivated and does it well.
Turn offs: Sits around and does nothing ALOT. Drugs. Stupid, very stupid women especially with an awful taste of humor. Little pets. Mousy, homely, obese.
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
Albert Einstein
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