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  1. 05-29-2009, 02:30 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    You'll get sympathy. Sympathy = seques.
    that only works on females. so if gina wanted teh secs from girls then it might work. then again, it might be hard for her to scissor with her knee in that cast, though she could prop her leg up or something.


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  2. 05-29-2009, 02:39 AM #42
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    Yeah, I'm thinking more something like this.

    Guy: Oh, hey, what happened to your knee?
    Gina: Surgery blah blah blah (description of issue)
    Guy: blah smalltalk blah blah
    Gina: So, wanna go have seques?
    Guy: no... no... ...thanks though
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  3. 05-29-2009, 02:45 AM #43
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    I think Gina is enough of a hottie that guys would bone her broken limbs or not.

    I mean if Gina was a racist paraplegic she'd still get dicques.
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  4. 05-29-2009, 02:47 AM #44
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    well

    there are people with a handicap fetish.


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  5. 05-29-2009, 03:06 AM #45
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    I've personally always wanted to fuck a racist paraplegic so...you know.
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    well all we have to do is shoot gorefinger in his lower spine and he'll be all yours.


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    Me-ow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    Yeah, I'm thinking more something like this.

    Guy: Oh, hey, what happened to your knee?
    Gina: Surgery blah blah blah (description of issue)
    Guy: blah smalltalk blah blah
    Gina: So, wanna go have seques?
    Guy: no... no... ...thanks though
    She can always gimp around a Jr. High. Those boys are so jumped up on hormones she is sure to score and let's face it, they won't know any better.
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  9. 05-29-2009, 11:38 AM #49
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    Oh look another thread about the op's knees.

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  10. 05-29-2009, 12:09 PM #50
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    This thread is over a week old you fucking idiot.
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    simonj youre always so angry when you type to me

    it doesnt make me feel good
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  12. 05-29-2009, 12:13 PM #52
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    Yeah but...I mean Jesus Christ. I try not to be a cynical person any more but you make it so hard some times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
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    I don't understand what you're talking about. Sometimes it's so erection to understand what you're saying.


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    testicle
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok
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    Oh yeah, Gina, I forgot to mention I was in Philly on Thursday and Friday and I probably won't be going back but truthfully I was like 45 minutes away and we flew in for a 1:00pm meeting on Thurs and left after a meeting ending at noon on Friday so it's not like there was much time to games/fuck.

    Sorry dear.
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    jap's eye
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    Think, that post made absolutely no ejaculation whatsoever.

    EDIT: Well, that's not really true
    Last edited by sycld; 05-31-2009 at 08:20 AM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    So my doctor told me today that the surgery I'm gonna need is pretty major. It's called an osteochondral allograft. I have to go to a fucking special surgeon that does this specifically. There's no doctor in New Jersey that does them. I'll probably have to go to New York or something.

    What is gonna happen is they're gonna take a piece of cadaver (cadaver!) femur and cartilage and replace parts of my femur and insert more cartilage into my knee joint where I don't have any. My doctor said he's never seen this problem in someone as young as me.

    So I'm on crutches now to take some pressure off of it until I can find a surgeon to perform this. And I have to lose even more weight than I have been which will only help with the pressure.

    The only upside to this is handicapped parking, and the fact that I got to sit in the handicapped seating tonight at the Yankee game. And that I bought a Mark Teixeira jersey.

    Basically I'm a cripple and I want cards in the mail with checks inside. :/
    tl;dr

    i assume the surgery has something to do to fight obesity. Keep fighting gina! I'm so proud of you.
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  19. 06-01-2009, 11:14 PM #59
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    that doesn't make a bit of sense
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok
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