Results 1 to 40 of 63

Thread: Whelp, looks like we're going to war with Iran now

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1
    windmills of your mind Think's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    a wheel within a wheel never ending nor beginning on an ever spinning reel
    Posts
    2,038
    Credits
    1,150
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    The Irani election was rigged by getting insane people to count the votes in the innermost chambers by punching holes in them repeatedly with blunt instruments so that there would be mass protest with the result and the americans would promise to "bring democracy to the middle east" and then there could be holy war

    you had a mad inner chad so they'd re-elect ahmadinejad so they could get mad in a jihad

    My mood: I'm mad in a jihad

  2. #2
    λεγιων ονομα μοι sycld's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    10,544
    Credits
    2,631
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    My mood: I'm mad in a jihad
    the only way that "mad" and "jihad" could rhyme is if they are pronounced with a foppish british accent or with a hick american southern accent.


    PANDAS
    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    Atheists are quite right

  3. #3
    windmills of your mind Think's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    a wheel within a wheel never ending nor beginning on an ever spinning reel
    Posts
    2,038
    Credits
    1,150
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    the only way that "mad" and "jihad" could rhyme is if they are pronounced with a foppish british accent or with a hick american southern accent.
    I'm pronouncing it "mah mood: ah'm a deener j'had" in case that wasn't sufficiently clear

  4. #4
    λεγιων ονομα μοι sycld's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    10,544
    Credits
    2,631
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    I'm pronouncing it "mah mood: ah'm a deener j'had" in case that wasn't sufficiently clear
    oh i see.

    then you don't know how to pronounce the president of iran's name correctly.

    all the h's in "mah" and "ah" are actually suppose to be pronounced as though you're scraping flem up from the back of your throat.

    and the "a" before "deen" is actually like a short e, i think sorta close to a schwa

    and finally, it's "deena," not "deener."

    i mean how the hell do you get an "er" sound when there's no "r" in the transliteration of his name into roman characters?


    PANDAS
    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    Atheists are quite right

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •