The Irani election was rigged by getting insane people to count the votes in the innermost chambers by punching holes in them repeatedly with blunt instruments so that there would be mass protest with the result and the americans would promise to "bring democracy to the middle east" and then there could be holy war

you had a mad inner chad so they'd re-elect ahmadinejad so they could get mad in a jihad

My mood: I'm mad in a jihad