Texted by a demon

**latefdiotcer** · 11-06-2009, 08:37 AM

I just got this text message from "UNVERIFIED SENDER." It just says "lick me!!!!!!!!"

my first thought is this is a demon trying to reach out to me in hopes of eating my soul. Thoughts?

**Atmosfear** · 11-06-2009, 09:41 AM

I think your future here is limited

**MalReynolds** · 11-06-2009, 10:09 AM

Your phone has been compromised. Destroy it.

**latefdiotcer** · 11-06-2009, 10:25 AM

dude what the fun am I supposed to do what if I get possessed? I'm thinkin about puttin the phone up my ass I think that might stop it cause no one likes to be inside an ass right?

**MalReynolds** · 11-06-2009, 11:35 AM

Paging Dr. Sycld, to Casual Intercourse. Paging Dr. Sycld.

**faesce** · 11-06-2009, 11:42 AM

id definitely try putting it up ur ass

although i wouldnt do that if i were me but if you were you you would do that

**gina** · 11-06-2009, 03:27 PM

i don't know of too many demons that text people asking for lickings

**sailor jack** · 11-06-2009, 03:29 PM

oh shit i saw this on reaper, you have to squeeze yourself into a teapot, but without you being magic n shit you have to liquidize yourself first

**Beef** · 11-06-2009, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

Paging Dr. Sycld, to Casual Intercourse. Paging Dr. Sycld.

My thoughts exactly~

**simonj** · 11-06-2009, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by Atmosfear

I think your future here is limited

**Stovetop** · 11-06-2009, 04:29 PM

If someone asks you to lick them I don't think they want to eat you. I think you are being given a once in a lifetime opportunity to perform cunnilingus on said demon.

Seriously, how many people get the chance to pleasure a demon? Take this ripe opportunity IMO, it could lead somewhere.

**coqauvin** · 11-06-2009, 04:35 PM

fuck off fetal rectoid

**simonj** · 11-06-2009, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Stovetop

Seriously, how many people get the chance to pleasure a demon?

Depends how much hentai you watch.

**Stovetop** · 11-06-2009, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

fuck off fetal rectoid

I found the demon. It possesed Coqa and is using the account to spout profanities.

Originally Posted by simonj

Depends how much hentai you watch.

Point taken.

**victrola** · 11-06-2009, 05:11 PM

if you are posessed then get me the winning lotto numbers

**simonj** · 11-06-2009, 07:30 PM

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 7

**latefdiotcer** · 11-07-2009, 01:00 AM

they keep sayin I'm gonna die if I don't lick them. wtf am I supposed to lick? guys I'm really scared by this I don't know what to do should I really stick my phone in my ass?

**simonj** · 11-07-2009, 01:09 AM

Stick a shotgun in your mouf.

**Beef** · 11-07-2009, 02:24 AM

Originally Posted by simonj

Stick a shotgun in your mouf.

I had an uncle that died of lead poisonining

**simonj** · 11-07-2009, 01:59 PM

inb4 anonymous d SHOTGUNS RNT MAED OF LEAD U IDYOT

**latefdiotcer** · 11-09-2009, 05:47 PM

so I stuck it in my butt but I forgot to do an enema. so now my phone has poopy all over it. but the good news is the demon texting has calmed down. maybe it stopped?

garlic is to vampires as fecal matter is to demons.