Thread: I met my hero...at the shoe store.

If you were gay this wouldn't have happened. Gays online shop, it's much more efficient - so is anal sex for that matter, since they can't get pregnant from it. Perhaps he can be your hero, baby. Maybe he can take away your pain, just like he took your breath away, on that magnificent day...in the shoe store.

Originally Posted by Four

If you were gay this wouldn't have happened. Gays online shop, it's much more efficient - so is anal sex for that matter, since they can't get pregnant from it. Perhaps he can be your hero, baby. Maybe he can take away your pain, just like he took your breath away, on that magnificent day...in the shoe store.

News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.