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    Could be paying up to $15 million for each mistress of his. According to Google the headcount is up to 12.

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    Why would he be paying them anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    Why would he be paying them anything?
    you don't pay them to stay; you pay them to go away.

    even though this might not be the context in which this was intended, i think it still applies...


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    unfortunately, to him, 15 million is like chump change. that guy probably wipes his dog's ass with 1000 dollar bills.

    maybe i should hop on board this tiger woods' mistress thing, but apparently he only likes huge fake breasted ugly cocktail waitresses with bleach blonde hair so the media would never buy my story.
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    I'd cheat too if I was Tiger, Nordegren is hit.

    You have the big boobs, and you're tan. Buy a five dollar wig and you're set.

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    hippopotamus you have to be retarded. Why would he pay them to go away? The story already broke. This isn't a lawsuit; there's no settle quietly option. This is a bunch of dumb girls dragging his name through the mud; if they're asking for money to go away, then that's extortion, idiot.

    I swear to God.

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    I don't see the big deal about Tiger Woods. He never claimed to be a moral leader in any way. He only ever claimed to be good at golf. Which he is. So I don't understand the outrage.

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    Because advertisers have built up a brand of a 'wholesome family guy' to use him to scrupulously sell their products to the masses and masses of people who, in reality, just think of him as someone who's good at golf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    hippopotamus you have to be retarded. Why would he pay them to go away? The story already broke. This isn't a lawsuit; there's no settle quietly option. This is a bunch of dumb girls dragging his name through the mud; if they're asking for money to go away, then that's extortion, idiot.

    I swear to God.
    actually i said it.

    i don't know how he'd need them to go away; i just wanted to apply an aphorism to the situation :'''(


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    is this how far this forum has sunk? I should just shut it down and put it out of it's misery.

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    What I don't get is why the sponsors are pulling away from him?

    So he likes to fuck other women, how does that effect his professional life in the least?
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    protip: advertisers aren't only interested in someone's professional life, especially when they want to appeal to whole families.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    is this how far this forum has sunk? I should just shut it down and put it out of it's misery.
    hey this thread is awesome and you're going to keep paying for this website so i can enjoy it for free until i tell you you can stop


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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    is this how far this forum has sunk? I should just shut it down and put it out of it's misery.
    Maybe so.

    Tiger definitely makes my "Good Grief" thread list!

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    I bought this DVD, Tiger Woods: 18 holes. Was really excited, but turns out, its about golf.

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    lol.


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    So awkward.

    "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank


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    beware the woods...



    there's a tiger!!!!

    RAAAAWR


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    Tiger woods wasn't drunk or on drugs when he wrecked his ride, so the media had to find something else to use to rip him apart.

    And now Gm drops tiger? When did they have him? Aren't they bankrupt anyway ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SolidSnake View Post
    And now Gm drops tiger? When did they have him? Aren't they bankrupt anyway ?
    i was thinking the same thing

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    i think tiger woods took the alpha male thing a little too far.

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