Thread: How did you find out about Santa?

Originally Posted by ozzy

He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.

Originally Posted by raghead

i would have whipped out my dick in that situation

Originally Posted by KT.

News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.

Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?