Thread: Rise of Planet of the Apes

This film was HORRIBLE. Are you kidding me? There are enormous plot holes! Like how apes suddenly became more intelligent just by being in Caesar's presence? Or how the zoo and a single ape sanctuary housed 100+ chimps and 30 silverback gorillas.

Go see this movie for the random bullshit. More spoilers below.

BS example 1: A helicopter just so happened to have a belt-fed machine gun as if it were stored in a box labeled IN CASE OF APE UPRISING.

Bs example 2: Animal control dude witnesses an ARMY of apes run down the street and with the most bored expression on his face whips out his net-shooting gun that he just happened to have tucked under his arm and captures one.

BS example 3: Who the fuck charges a SILVERBACK GORILLA on a fucking horse with a goddamn night stick! Really? Screw the gun you have on your hip, you are going to somehow magically make your horse charge forward and try to club the goddamn thing into submission?

/rant.

Originally Posted by KT.

UM WTF did you even watch the movie?

Spoiler

Caesar stole the AZL 113 compound that was stored in gas canisters from that dudes house and then released the gas into the room where the apes were being held.

No shit. But he was communicating with an orangotan or whatever before he escaped and stole it. I mean Caesar and the circus ape were having a more intelligent conversations then most immigrants I know. In fact their sign language dubs were a higher caliber of broken English then the dude at the taco stand.