Twilight

**BLMWolby** · 11-21-2008, 11:44 AM

Yeah, so. I think im part of a very short list of straight men who read the book. (Only because i was trying to get with this girl who was a super fan of it. I swear) So, me and all of my friends (I was the 2nd guy. The other one was gay. Oh Boy..) went to go see the midnight showing. All i have to say is i laughed my ass off throughout the WHOLE movie. 75% of it was outward, the rest was "Dear god these fangirls will murder me if i keep laughing) The main character's expressions the WHOLE time was ridiculous. Not to mention that both the main character and Jasper (the vampire brother with a jew-fro) looked ridiculously like Edward ScissorHands. (Moreso on Jasper's part... he had like 4 words in the movie?)

So in short... I give it a Meh on a scale of Ugh to OMFG

**Vengeful Scars** · 11-21-2008, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by BLMWolby

Yeah, so. I think im part of a very short list of straight men who read the book. (Only because i was trying to get with this girl who was a super fan of it. I swear) So, me and all of my friends (I was the 2nd guy. The other one was gay. Oh Boy..) went to go see the midnight showing. All i have to say is i laughed my ass off throughout the WHOLE movie. 75% of it was outward, the rest was "Dear god these fangirls will murder me if i keep laughing) The main character's expressions the WHOLE time was ridiculous. Not to mention that both the main character and Jasper (the vampire brother with a jew-fro) looked ridiculously like Edward ScissorHands. (Moreso on Jasper's part... he had like 4 words in the movie?)

So in short... I give it a Meh on a scale of Ugh to OMFG

I felt liek Mr. Scissorhands was in there as well.

Bella, i think her name was, looked like she had ADD and Tourette's with all the weird jerking she did. I also loved the fact that no more than 5minutes after showing up on the first day to school she already had an entire entourage of BFFE's

**BLMWolby** · 11-21-2008, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars

Bella, i think her name was, looked like she had ADD and Tourette's with all the weird jerking she did. I also loved the fact that no more than 5minutes after showing up on the first day to school she already had an entire entourage of BFFE's

Yeah, thats at least explained in the book. Everyone is just balls-to-the-walls about there being a new personality since they've grown up with each other. They could have just had one of the little douches be like "I'm just glad we have someone new to talk to!" and everyone'd be like "Oh.. you guys are just lonely..."

**no_brains_no_worries** · 11-21-2008, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by BLMWolby

Yeah, so. I think im part of a very short list of straight men who read the book. (Only because i was trying to get with this girl who was a super fan of it. I swear) So, me and all of my friends (I was the 2nd guy. The other one was gay. Oh Boy..) went to go see the midnight showing. All i have to say is i laughed my ass off throughout the WHOLE movie. 75% of it was outward, the rest was "Dear god these fangirls will murder me if i keep laughing) The main character's expressions the WHOLE time was ridiculous. Not to mention that both the main character and Jasper (the vampire brother with a jew-fro) looked ridiculously like Edward ScissorHands. (Moreso on Jasper's part... he had like 4 words in the movie?)

So in short... I give it a Meh on a scale of Ugh to OMFG

That's retarded. And queer.

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