First of all,
No, you're a god damn idiot.
Second, you don't know what shit I had to deal with on Friday of all the fucking whores at my school blabbering on about how they saw the midnight opening. I'd tell them "Oh, you saw a movie based on a book last night? What a coincidence, so did I! It was THE FUCKING GODFATHER you disgusting monosyllabic-spouting whore."
I had to stab myself with a pencil to refrain from killing one of them when they looked at me, starry-eyed, and asked, "What's The Godfather?"
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