I'm not being a cunt, but 'simply being entertained' is a shit reason for liking a movie. Well, I guess it's not really a shit reason - I love the fuck out of Clue! but what does that movie have going for it besides acting and plot and style. It's that you're willing to say, "Yes, there's a laundry list of faults with the movie and you know, I can't really make heads or tails of the goings on or why anything was happening, really, but it entertained me, so I guess that's something."
There's a difference between a movie being so bad it's funny (See: The Happening) and so bad it's bad (See: Transformers 2: RotF). The fact that there are so few redeeming qualities about this movie besides how good the CG looks, and the fact that you're willing to say you liked it says volumes about you.
Which isn't a bad thing, it just means that you like shitty movies and have low standards and are entertained by jive talking, leg fucking, Megan Fox worshiping, platitude speaking, terribly racist, insultingly stupid robits.





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