I mean, yeah, if you don't have a brain, this is the movie for you. It was ridiculously bad as an action movie, and second-rate as a comedy.

Although the scene with Ripcord and Scarlet in the bathroom after Scarlet got whooped by the Baroness, was actually some of the worst dialogue I've ever heard in a movie, ever. I had to bite the back of my hand to keep from laughing myself out of my chair.

Bottom line: The writing was terrible, the explosions were cool, the cobra hideout was sweet, Scarlet will be known as the anti-christ of future feminist-generations to come and the lack of explanations for anything was astounding.

Bad movie, slightly entertaining.