The seemingly never ending barrage of hacked together low brow comedy films that plagued the world's cinemas throughout the last 90s and early 00s is coming to an end. Now that high speed internet is more common, 14 year old boys need not buy the DVDs of these movies to see breasts, and now the are dying a slow, slow death due to rampant malnutrition. We sucked at their teat for long enough, it's time to be big boys now and start using sarcasm and wit and watching dark movies and masturbating with sandpaper and teeth. You can get the teeth from the waste bins or dumpsters from behind a dentist's office, they're usually wrapped in small yellow bags with a biochemical sign on them. Don't get any of the ones near my house though, because I'm making a textured wall. Sandpaper can be found at most hardware stores. I recommend patronizing a locally owned one personally because I'm a big believer in supporting your community, but it's up to you.