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    Well this is certainly a new and interesting idea for a thread. Not overdone and beaten into the ground at all



    Though on topic I did just saw off my shotgun barrel and stock to make it 194% more badass in terms of zombie killin
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    I'm going to take my bleedin' cricket bat and fight through them with my best mate(who is wielding a spade). Then I'm going to take my zombified roommate's car over to my mum's house to save her and my "father"(who's really my stepdad). After seeing that my best mate wrecked our car, we will all pile in to my "father's" classy car and we'll race off to get my girlfriend and her friends. My "father" will then make his peace and turn into a zombie. We'll leave him in the car. We'll then go through many yards to find that our destination, The Winchester, is surrounded by zombies. We'll try to get through acting like zombies, except when we get to the door and figure out how to get in, my best mate's phone rings and he answers the bleedin' thing. I then go around to the back door to unlock the front door. All the while, the loser that loves my girlfriend breaks the window so everyone can climb in...although it leaves the pub vulnerable. The zombies penetrate and turn my mother, girlfriend's friend, and my best mate into zombies while we escape into the street and the military shows up to save us. Then I will chain up my zombie best mate in the garage to play Timesplitters 2 and I will live a happy life with my girlfriend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I'm going to take my bleedin' cricket bat and fight through them with my best mate(who is wielding a spade). Then I'm going to take my zombified roommate's car over to my mum's house to save her and my "father"(who's really my stepdad). After seeing that my best mate wrecked our car, we will all pile in to my "father's" classy car and we'll race off to get my girlfriend and her friends. My "father" will then make his peace and turn into a zombie. We'll leave him in the car. We'll then go through many yards to find that our destination, The Winchester, is surrounded by zombies. We'll try to get through acting like zombies, except when we get to the door and figure out how to get in, my best mate's phone rings and he answers the bleedin' thing. I then go around to the back door to unlock the front door. All the while, the loser that loves my girlfriend breaks the window so everyone can climb in...although it leaves the pub vulnerable. The zombies penetrate and turn my mother, girlfriend's friend, and my best mate into zombies while we escape into the street and the military shows up to save us. Then I will chain up my zombie best mate in the garage to play Timesplitters 2 and I will live a happy life with my girlfriend.
    please god




    suicide
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    Find guns and barricade off somewhere while we construct a supertruck to travel with(resident evil style). Then proceed to the shore and steal nadias boat. Sail until I discover an island, or just pick one I like. Eliminate any possible threat at the island and chill there forever. Oh I would also stop at a pharmacy and stockpile all of my favorite and otherwise useful drugs. I would also have to find a shitload of weed somewhere or bring a lot of seeds and plant a field on my newly discovered island.

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    I would use my 12g to do most of the close combat, but I would make sure all weapons would be loaded and ready to go, including several hand guns, knives, etc. I would then pack up my family in the backseat, while hoping to kill at least one zombie with my bare hands on the way to the car, and drive to Cabela's for shelter, food, supplies, and cool scenery.

    I have a revolver in my end table next to my recliner waiting for someone to break through the door!

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    Sawed off shotguns suck Cptn.

    Have you not played Zombies on the new CoD?

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    I'd go hide in my attic, with my javelin, and guns.

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    Chainsaw Bayonet.

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    ^^Best zombie weapon ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    Sawed off shotguns suck Cptn.

    Have you not played Zombies on the new CoD?
    it's not the shitty double barreled break apart from video games, it's a pump action. slower, but more ammo


    plus it's for home defense, so whatever
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    it's not the shitty double barreled break apart from video games, it's a pump action. slower, but more ammo


    plus it's for home defense, so whatever
    Side by side with ejector > SBS pump


    in terms of reload speed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    it's not the shitty double barreled break apart from video games, it's a pump action. slower, but more ammo


    plus it's for home defense, so whatever
    Once you get past level 10 or so you have to shoot zombies twice. Duh.

    I wouldnt mind having my double barrel sawed off though.

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    Side by side with ejector > SBS pump


    in terms of reload speed.
    My double barrel is too hard to break open. It takes forever to reload.

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    Run to my room, grab my ak 3 mags and all my spare ammo from the closet, grab all my shotgun shells for the 12 gauge run to the back room, grab out my 12 gauge pump, run back thru house to my room grab my go bag fill water containers, toss in some fresh food and bottled water from the storage room in the garage, make it to the shop building get my hatchet and chainsaw, toss this all in the truck strap on my big rambo style knife from under the seat and haul ass to my friends house. Probably would then high tail it to academy or some other store with tons of ammo and guns.

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    I would stay away from places like Academy and Wal-Mart. You wont be the only person there trying to get shit. Bullets will fly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    I would stay away from places like Academy and Wal-Mart. You wont be the only person there trying to get shit. Bullets will fly.
    You know you prolly got a point. But the only mom and pop gun store would be a bad idea cause everyone that works there is packin heat already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bacon ops View Post
    Side by side with ejector > SBS pump


    in terms of reload speed.
    That's true. Shoot twice, and reload, meanwhile I'm shooting 5 times before I have to reload.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    That's true. Shoot twice, and reload, meanwhile I'm shooting 5 times before I have to reload.
    5 times?

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL, more like 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bacon ops View Post
    5 times?

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL, more like 3.
    Unless you have a tube extension. Some guns can hold 8 depending on the barrel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bacon ops View Post
    5 times?

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL, more like 3.
    My gun has a 4 round capacity, and one in the chamber


    gtfo you retard
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    I want one of these, except with a stock.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYsQDq9_wvk"]Alliance Armament Accelerator 12 gauge pistol - YouTube[/ame]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    Unless you have a tube extension. Some guns can hold 8 depending on the barrel.
    I know, my mossberg 590 does.

    What Captard Castle doesn't realize is that there's no point in having a short barrel if you have a long mag tube.

    My gun has a 4 round capacity, and one in the chamber


    gtfo you retard
    short mag tube = less shells.


    FAIL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bacon ops View Post
    I know, my mossberg 590 does.

    What Captard Castle doesn't realize is that there's no point in having a short barrel if you have a long mag tube.



    short mag tube = less shells.


    FAIL.
    You're an idiot. My shotgun is sawed to the federal standard. There's no reason to have a shorter mag tube if the barrel and shotgun are as short as it legally can be


    Moron
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Well this is certainly a new and interesting idea for a thread. Not overdone and beaten into the ground at all



    Though on topic I did just saw off my shotgun barrel and stock to make it 194% more badass in terms of zombie killin

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    Though on topic I did just saw off my shotgun barrel and stock to make it 194% more badass in terms of zombie killin
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    I did just saw off my shotgun barrel and stock
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    saw off my shotgun barrel

    wat

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    You're a retard
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    How short did you saw it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    You're a retard
    I'm not the retard who's going to go to jail after the ATF measures his barrel with his wife's wonky tape measure, and discovers that it's 17.999999991".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    How short did you saw it?
    19 inches. 18 is the limit, so I gave myself a wide berth. IIRC it might even be 19.25

    Quote Originally Posted by bacon ops View Post
    I'm not the retard who's going to go to jail after the ATF measures his barrel with his wife's wonky tape measure, and discovers that it's 17.999999991".
    No, you're the retard who tried to act like he knew what he was talking about and made a really large idiot out of himself
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    18 is the limit. You can go shorter if you register it as an NFA item, but yea. Im actually working on getting a short barreled rifle. It cost like $200 for the NFA stamp, and from what Ive heard it can take a few months to get approved, but I will have a zombie killing AR-15 when its done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    19 inches. 18 is the limit, so I gave myself a wide berth. IIRC it might even be 19.25



    No, you're the retard who tried to act like he knew what he was talking about and made a really large idiot out of himself
    BLAST, FOILED AGAIN!

    Now I am embarassed on this immensely popular website where people know who I am.


    TL;DR go write some more poetry about fighting werewolfs on your myspace blog, you fat faggot.

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    Lol that was awesome


    You're still a retard
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Hopefully I will have my new zombie gun ina few months and it will look something like this.



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    This thread should be moved to 'The Great Outdoors'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I'm going to take my bleedin' cricket bat and fight through them with my best mate(who is wielding a spade). Then I'm going to take my zombified roommate's car over to my mum's house to save her and my "father"(who's really my stepdad). After seeing that my best mate wrecked our car, we will all pile in to my "father's" classy car and we'll race off to get my girlfriend and her friends. My "father" will then make his peace and turn into a zombie. We'll leave him in the car. We'll then go through many yards to find that our destination, The Winchester, is surrounded by zombies. We'll try to get through acting like zombies, except when we get to the door and figure out how to get in, my best mate's phone rings and he answers the bleedin' thing. I then go around to the back door to unlock the front door. All the while, the loser that loves my girlfriend breaks the window so everyone can climb in...although it leaves the pub vulnerable. The zombies penetrate and turn my mother, girlfriend's friend, and my best mate into zombies while we escape into the street and the military shows up to save us. Then I will chain up my zombie best mate in the garage to play Timesplitters 2 and I will live a happy life with my girlfriend.
    And no one got the Shaun of the Dead screenplay reference here?

    I think if I were to try and venture into the world of the zombie apocalypse, I'd take a trusty shotty, a .357, a few Molotovs or pipebombs (if only they really worked like in L4D), and plenty of ammo shoved in my pockets and belt style, ala Rambo, if it didn't weigh me down too much. Maybe a axe or machete on the side. Hopefully I'd also have a few family and friends alive still alive to back me up. My dad would be the one to use his rifles, and hopefully he's a decent long distance shot (he used to hunt some game). My sister would probably be good with a sub-machine gun or pistols, and her boyfriend would be using his imaginary stockade of white phosphorous grenades and napalm. My mom, I don't know what she would do, but I'm sure she could handle a firearm or two if the situation needs be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linkinkampf19 View Post
    And no one got the Shaun of the Dead screenplay reference here?

    I think if I were to try and venture into the world of the zombie apocalypse, I'd take a trusty shotty, a .357, a few Molotovs or pipebombs (if only they really worked like in L4D), and plenty of ammo shoved in my pockets and belt style, ala Rambo, if it didn't weigh me down too much. Maybe a axe or machete on the side. Hopefully I'd also have a few family and friends alive still alive to back me up. My dad would be the one to use his rifles, and hopefully he's a decent long distance shot (he used to hunt some game). My sister would probably be good with a sub-machine gun or pistols, and her boyfriend would be using his imaginary stockade of white phosphorous grenades and napalm. My mom, I don't know what she would do, but I'm sure she could handle a firearm or two if the situation needs be.
    I clicked this thread again hoping someone finally got that.

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    Of course we got the reference numb nuts
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Of course we got the reference numb nuts
    I don't think anyone expects that much from you.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by linkinkampf19 View Post
    And no one got the Shaun of the Dead screenplay reference here?
    Honestly, I thought this was a Shaun of the Dead reference (and it probably was):

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    Me and my best friend would go and get my mom and my girlfriend and go to a bar and drink and wait it out.
    Which is why I responded with:

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    Wouldn't have thought of that in a million billion katrillion years.
    Because a Shaun Of The Dead reference seemed idiotic and predictable.

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    Predictable, yes, but that's only because, besides the deaths necessary to drive the movie along, they had their escape down almost flawlessly. It's one of those situations upon which you think you will pull it off near perfection, and then once it happens, the shit hits the fan. Who honestly wouldn't go that route? I wouldn't go and bash a zombie on the head and then fling vinyls at it, but you're looking into a world which has not seen the Shaun of the Dead movie. :P

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    Holt shit that was crazy and I want it.

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    I'm going to print out a hard copy of this thread so I'll know what to do in case the power goes off during a zombie attack.

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