Zombie outbreak - What do you do?

**Pepsi** · 12-23-2008, 06:24 AM

I'm going to take my bleedin' cricket bat and fight through them with my best mate(who is wielding a spade). Then I'm going to take my zombified roommate's car over to my mum's house to save her and my "father"(who's really my stepdad). After seeing that my best mate wrecked our car, we will all pile in to my "father's" classy car and we'll race off to get my girlfriend and her friends. My "father" will then make his peace and turn into a zombie. We'll leave him in the car. We'll then go through many yards to find that our destination, The Winchester, is surrounded by zombies. We'll try to get through acting like zombies, except when we get to the door and figure out how to get in, my best mate's phone rings and he answers the bleedin' thing. I then go around to the back door to unlock the front door. All the while, the loser that loves my girlfriend breaks the window so everyone can climb in...although it leaves the pub vulnerable. The zombies penetrate and turn my mother, girlfriend's friend, and my best mate into zombies while we escape into the street and the military shows up to save us. Then I will chain up my zombie best mate in the garage to play Timesplitters 2 and I will live a happy life with my girlfriend.

**captain castle** · 12-23-2008, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by Pepsi

I'm going to take my bleedin' cricket bat and fight through them with my best mate(who is wielding a spade). Then I'm going to take my zombified roommate's car over to my mum's house to save her and my "father"(who's really my stepdad). After seeing that my best mate wrecked our car, we will all pile in to my "father's" classy car and we'll race off to get my girlfriend and her friends. My "father" will then make his peace and turn into a zombie. We'll leave him in the car. We'll then go through many yards to find that our destination, The Winchester, is surrounded by zombies. We'll try to get through acting like zombies, except when we get to the door and figure out how to get in, my best mate's phone rings and he answers the bleedin' thing. I then go around to the back door to unlock the front door. All the while, the loser that loves my girlfriend breaks the window so everyone can climb in...although it leaves the pub vulnerable. The zombies penetrate and turn my mother, girlfriend's friend, and my best mate into zombies while we escape into the street and the military shows up to save us. Then I will chain up my zombie best mate in the garage to play Timesplitters 2 and I will live a happy life with my girlfriend.

please god

suicide

**linkinkampf19** · 12-26-2008, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Pepsi

I'm going to take my bleedin' cricket bat and fight through them with my best mate(who is wielding a spade). Then I'm going to take my zombified roommate's car over to my mum's house to save her and my "father"(who's really my stepdad). After seeing that my best mate wrecked our car, we will all pile in to my "father's" classy car and we'll race off to get my girlfriend and her friends. My "father" will then make his peace and turn into a zombie. We'll leave him in the car. We'll then go through many yards to find that our destination, The Winchester, is surrounded by zombies. We'll try to get through acting like zombies, except when we get to the door and figure out how to get in, my best mate's phone rings and he answers the bleedin' thing. I then go around to the back door to unlock the front door. All the while, the loser that loves my girlfriend breaks the window so everyone can climb in...although it leaves the pub vulnerable. The zombies penetrate and turn my mother, girlfriend's friend, and my best mate into zombies while we escape into the street and the military shows up to save us. Then I will chain up my zombie best mate in the garage to play Timesplitters 2 and I will live a happy life with my girlfriend.

And no one got the Shaun of the Dead screenplay reference here?

I think if I were to try and venture into the world of the zombie apocalypse, I'd take a trusty shotty, a .357, a few Molotovs or pipebombs (if only they really worked like in L4D), and plenty of ammo shoved in my pockets and belt style, ala Rambo, if it didn't weigh me down too much. Maybe a axe or machete on the side. Hopefully I'd also have a few family and friends alive still alive to back me up. My dad would be the one to use his rifles, and hopefully he's a decent long distance shot (he used to hunt some game). My sister would probably be good with a sub-machine gun or pistols, and her boyfriend would be using his imaginary stockade of white phosphorous grenades and napalm. My mom, I don't know what she would do, but I'm sure she could handle a firearm or two if the situation needs be.

**Pepsi** · 12-26-2008, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by linkinkampf19

And no one got the Shaun of the Dead screenplay reference here?

I think if I were to try and venture into the world of the zombie apocalypse, I'd take a trusty shotty, a .357, a few Molotovs or pipebombs (if only they really worked like in L4D), and plenty of ammo shoved in my pockets and belt style, ala Rambo, if it didn't weigh me down too much. Maybe a axe or machete on the side. Hopefully I'd also have a few family and friends alive still alive to back me up. My dad would be the one to use his rifles, and hopefully he's a decent long distance shot (he used to hunt some game). My sister would probably be good with a sub-machine gun or pistols, and her boyfriend would be using his imaginary stockade of white phosphorous grenades and napalm. My mom, I don't know what she would do, but I'm sure she could handle a firearm or two if the situation needs be.

I clicked this thread again hoping someone finally got that.

You win.

**simonj** · 12-26-2008, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by linkinkampf19

And no one got the Shaun of the Dead screenplay reference here?

Honestly, I thought this was a Shaun of the Dead reference (and it probably was):

Originally Posted by Infernus

Me and my best friend would go and get my mom and my girlfriend and go to a bar and drink and wait it out.

Which is why I responded with:

Originally Posted by simonj

Wouldn't have thought of that in a million billion katrillion years.

Because a Shaun Of The Dead reference seemed idiotic and predictable.

**linkinkampf19** · 12-26-2008, 09:10 PM

Predictable, yes, but that's only because, besides the deaths necessary to drive the movie along, they had their escape down almost flawlessly. It's one of those situations upon which you think you will pull it off near perfection, and then once it happens, the shit hits the fan. Who honestly wouldn't go that route? I wouldn't go and bash a zombie on the head and then fling vinyls at it, but you're looking into a world which has not seen the Shaun of the Dead movie. :P

**Killuminati** · 12-23-2008, 11:54 AM

Find guns and barricade off somewhere while we construct a supertruck to travel with(resident evil style). Then proceed to the shore and steal nadias boat. Sail until I discover an island, or just pick one I like. Eliminate any possible threat at the island and chill there forever. Oh I would also stop at a pharmacy and stockpile all of my favorite and otherwise useful drugs. I would also have to find a shitload of weed somewhere or bring a lot of seeds and plant a field on my newly discovered island.

**Anonymous D** · 12-23-2008, 01:45 PM

Sawed off shotguns suck Cptn.

Have you not played Zombies on the new CoD?

**captain castle** · 12-23-2008, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Anonymous D

Sawed off shotguns suck Cptn.

Have you not played Zombies on the new CoD?

it's not the shitty double barreled break apart from video games, it's a pump action. slower, but more ammo

plus it's for home defense, so whatever

**bacon ops** · 12-23-2008, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by captain castle

it's not the shitty double barreled break apart from video games, it's a pump action. slower, but more ammo

plus it's for home defense, so whatever

Side by side with ejector > SBS pump

in terms of reload speed.

**Anonymous D** · 12-23-2008, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by captain castle

it's not the shitty double barreled break apart from video games, it's a pump action. slower, but more ammo

plus it's for home defense, so whatever

Once you get past level 10 or so you have to shoot zombies twice. Duh.

I wouldnt mind having my double barrel sawed off though.

Originally Posted by bacon ops

Side by side with ejector > SBS pump

in terms of reload speed.

My double barrel is too hard to break open. It takes forever to reload.

**Harner** · 12-23-2008, 01:44 PM

I would use my 12g to do most of the close combat, but I would make sure all weapons would be loaded and ready to go, including several hand guns, knives, etc. I would then pack up my family in the backseat, while hoping to kill at least one zombie with my bare hands on the way to the car, and drive to Cabela's for shelter, food, supplies, and cool scenery.

I have a revolver in my end table next to my recliner waiting for someone to break through the door!

**bacon ops** · 12-23-2008, 03:05 PM

I'd go hide in my attic, with my javelin, and guns.

**Snead** · 12-23-2008, 05:13 PM

Chainsaw Bayonet.

**Killuminati** · 12-23-2008, 05:16 PM

^^Best zombie weapon ever.

**jojo** · 12-23-2008, 08:38 PM

Run to my room, grab my ak 3 mags and all my spare ammo from the closet, grab all my shotgun shells for the 12 gauge run to the back room, grab out my 12 gauge pump, run back thru house to my room grab my go bag fill water containers, toss in some fresh food and bottled water from the storage room in the garage, make it to the shop building get my hatchet and chainsaw, toss this all in the truck strap on my big rambo style knife from under the seat and haul ass to my friends house. Probably would then high tail it to academy or some other store with tons of ammo and guns.

**Anonymous D** · 12-23-2008, 08:43 PM

I would stay away from places like Academy and Wal-Mart. You wont be the only person there trying to get shit. Bullets will fly.

**jojo** · 12-23-2008, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Anonymous D

I would stay away from places like Academy and Wal-Mart. You wont be the only person there trying to get shit. Bullets will fly.

You know you prolly got a point. But the only mom and pop gun store would be a bad idea cause everyone that works there is packin heat already.

**captain castle** · 12-23-2008, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by bacon ops

Side by side with ejector > SBS pump

in terms of reload speed.

That's true. Shoot twice, and reload, meanwhile I'm shooting 5 times before I have to reload.

**bacon ops** · 12-23-2008, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by captain castle

That's true. Shoot twice, and reload, meanwhile I'm shooting 5 times before I have to reload.

5 times?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, more like 3.

**captain castle** · 12-24-2008, 12:16 AM

You're a retard

**Anonymous D** · 12-24-2008, 01:18 AM

How short did you saw it?

**bacon ops** · 12-24-2008, 03:16 AM

Originally Posted by captain castle

You're a retard

I'm not the retard who's going to go to jail after the ATF measures his barrel with his wife's wonky tape measure, and discovers that it's 17.999999991".

**captain castle** · 12-24-2008, 03:36 AM

Originally Posted by Anonymous D

How short did you saw it?

19 inches. 18 is the limit, so I gave myself a wide berth. IIRC it might even be 19.25

Originally Posted by bacon ops

I'm not the retard who's going to go to jail after the ATF measures his barrel with his wife's wonky tape measure, and discovers that it's 17.999999991".

No, you're the retard who tried to act like he knew what he was talking about and made a really large idiot out of himself

**Anonymous D** · 12-24-2008, 03:42 AM

18 is the limit. You can go shorter if you register it as an NFA item, but yea. Im actually working on getting a short barreled rifle. It cost like $200 for the NFA stamp, and from what Ive heard it can take a few months to get approved, but I will have a zombie killing AR-15 when its done.

**bacon ops** · 12-24-2008, 03:47 AM

Originally Posted by captain castle

19 inches. 18 is the limit, so I gave myself a wide berth. IIRC it might even be 19.25

No, you're the retard who tried to act like he knew what he was talking about and made a really large idiot out of himself

BLAST, FOILED AGAIN!

Now I am embarassed on this immensely popular website where people know who I am.

TL;DR go write some more poetry about fighting werewolfs on your myspace blog, you fat faggot.

**captain castle** · 12-24-2008, 03:52 AM

Lol that was awesome

You're still a retard

**Anonymous D** · 12-24-2008, 03:58 AM

Hopefully I will have my new zombie gun ina few months and it will look something like this.

**simonj** · 12-24-2008, 09:35 PM

This thread should be moved to 'The Great Outdoors'.

**simonj** · 02-02-2009, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by simonj

This thread should be moved to 'The Great Outdoors'.

**captain castle** · 12-26-2008, 08:06 PM

Of course we got the reference numb nuts

**Pepsi** · 12-26-2008, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by captain castle

Of course we got the reference numb nuts

I don't think anyone expects that much from you.

**Killuminati** · 12-27-2008, 01:32 PM

Holt shit that was crazy and I want it.

**Sir Bifford** · 12-27-2008, 04:37 PM

I'm going to print out a hard copy of this thread so I'll know what to do in case the power goes off during a zombie attack.

**Anonymous D** · 12-27-2008, 08:57 PM

I just went do some night shootong with my AR-15. Seems like it would be fun running from zombies at night. As long as I have bullets and batteries for my SureFire.

**DaiTengu** · 01-03-2009, 02:12 AM

Fuck you Pepsi for stealing my response.

**Pepsi** · 01-03-2009, 04:36 AM

Originally Posted by DaiTengu

Fuck you Pepsi for stealing my response.

Sorry, I love you.

Also, call me by my birth name.

Dikembe Mutumbo.

**fm2176** · 01-25-2009, 12:33 PM

This thread is being reanimated, a top-secret military experiment has just gone horribly wrong...

Anyway, assuming it is 8am and I am at my house, I will just stay in place. I haven't quite completed my Burt Gummer basement and saferoom, but I have adequate arms and munitions to fend off any uncoordinated attack indefinitely. Now, if the zombies are smart enough to coordinate their efforts I might have to fall back to a more easily defensible area. Besides the usual small arms, I also have and axe and chainsaw along with numerous bludgeoning and edged weapons. So, no worries here.

Also, I forgot about the yellow lab that has adopted me. He's got my back.

**Absolution** · 01-25-2009, 04:57 PM

I really didn't raed this thread at all, haha, but I would totally: call my friend Richie and tell him to go to the nearest gun store and steal all the most badass guns possible, I would meet him in my dad's M6 and proceed to pick up every underage girl covered in blood, and commence the killing of zombies.

But I really just would like to turn into a Werewolf.

**Anonymous D** · 01-25-2009, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Absolution

I really didn't raed this thread at all, haha, but I would totally: call my friend Richie and tell him to go to the nearest gun store and steal all the most badass guns possible, I would meet him in my dad's M6 and proceed to pick up every underage girl covered in blood, and commence the killing of zombies.

But I really just would like to turn into a Werewolf.

Good luck looting in a situation like that. People will either have already looted it, or the owner will be shooting looters.