Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
I'm gonna have to say knife fights are the most epic. Its close range, short weapon, and its almost fist fighting. Its an escalated fist fight, that hasn't gotten to guns yet. Knives are the best because its so intense, one misstep and you got a knife in your gut. Plus knife fights seem more animalistic, less graceful and more furious. And knives are small enough and light enough that you can still move fast if you want to, or switch hands. So, knives ftw.
It doesn't matter how epic the knife fight is, every time I see one I can't help but think of that Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid movie.

"Whoa, wait! Let's get the rules of the knife fight straight."

"Okay what rules?"

"There are no rules!"

Followed by a crotch kick.