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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT by the way did you know i am an oppressed indian drowning mysocietal depression in booze and dope just like every other indian in canada/america
    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, yes i do.

    also depression caused dropping out of high school etc.

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    I thought sycld was the depressed indian. And the only thing he's drowning in is pretentious food and double entendre.
    i'm the *points to forehead* indian, not the *taps "o"-shaped mouth with palm* indian.


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    I can't confront him. She wants me to tell him, but now I feel bad about being a dick since he never did anything terrible to me. We're going on a work trip for the next three weeks. She's been driving him crazy and not giving it up to him. I'm going to try to convince him to separate or cheat on her and make him feel bad. I got to finish packing up. I'll let you guys know how my affair goes when I get back.

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    A) you're a faggot
    B) do us a favour and don't let us know how your affair went

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    prelude - we're talking about indians so shut the fuck up about this bullshit affair no one cares about.

    issue 1 - feather is better than dot

    issue 2 - sycld is faring worse emotionally than 95% of native americans

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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    A) you're a faggot
    B) do us a favour and don't let us know how your affair went
    yo faesce we are in america there is no u in favor
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    that's because faesce doesn't do favours.

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    i don't do favours

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    prelude - we're talking about indians so shut the fuck up about this bullshit affair no one cares about.

    issue 1 - feather is better than dot
    Rebuttal 1) All Indians (and some "cracka-asses") that attend state dinners at the White House are REQUIRED to be bedotted. Any feathery Indians that attempt to attend shalll be plucked and thrown into the night where there will be much wailing and gnaashing of teeth.

    SOURCE: http://www.whitehouse.gov/protocols.htm

    Rebuttal 2) Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by bedotted Injuns:1

    Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by feathery Injuns:0

    Rebuttal 3) Average net worth of bedotted Injuns in the US and Canaja: Liek lots of milleons. Average net worth of feathry Indians in the US and Canabisa: Liek really little a JILLION ZEROZ w/o no number in frunt.

    Rebuttal 4) Dottery Indeans dunt take drogs cause they wunt 2 be born beter in teh next life like hopping 2 b wite next tyme dey r born and not b born wurs liek be bborn as teh feathery injjuns.

    Injuns r all leik "oh dude skan teh grate spirut an we all due drugs wif him" so dey becum woerms aftur.

    Rebuttal 5) The Europeans decimated teh ineans with teh fathrs but won dey cam 2 dot india dot indias got MOER INIDAS


    issue 2 - sycld is faring worse emotionally than 95% of native americans
    Rebuttal 6) nou


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    awful

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    nah it was pretty awesome 5/5 would read again.


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    this doesn't even sound like a good porno

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld
    Rebuttal 1) All Indians (and some "cracka-asses") that attend state dinners at the White House are REQUIRED to be bedotted. Any feathery Indians that attempt to attend shalll be plucked and thrown into the night where there will be much wailing and gnaashing of teeth.

    SOURCE: http://www.whitehouse.gov/protocols.htm

    Rebuttal 2) Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by bedotted Injuns:1

    Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by feathery Injuns:0

    Rebuttal 3) Average net worth of bedotted Injuns in the US and Canaja: Liek lots of milleons. Average net worth of feathry Indians in the US and Canabisa: Liek really little a JILLION ZEROZ w/o no number in frunt.

    Rebuttal 4) Dottery Indeans dunt take drogs cause they wunt 2 be born beter in teh next life like hopping 2 b wite next tyme dey r born and not b born wurs liek be bborn as teh feathery injjuns.

    Injuns r all leik "oh dude skan teh grate spirut an we all due drugs wif him" so dey becum woerms aftur.

    Rebuttal 5) The Europeans decimated teh ineans with teh fathrs but won dey cam 2 dot india dot indias got MOER INIDAS

    Rebuttal 6) nou
    i concede all of your points

    except 6
    Last edited by coqauvin; 03-03-2010 at 03:18 AM.

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    is this a Satori thread?
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    satori is more self deprecating
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    this thread reminds me of thegrey
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    this thread reminds me of thegrey
    tgo was funnier than this
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    tgo was funnier than this
    nope
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    Well, I'm helping her prepare for a divorce and she's making it clear that is the path she is persuing. He doesn't know that I'm in on this. He's trying everything but he just doesn't get it that it is over. To all of you hippocrates out there, here is an article from Dear Peggy on the statistics of affairs. He sent her a $200 edible bouquet and has been working out and improving his health, but it isn't helping. As soon as she left, I left and we had a quickie in automatic car wash parking lot in my car.


    http://www.dearpeggy.com/affairs.html
    Quote Originally Posted by Dear Peggy Article

    3. How Prevalent are Affairs?

    Conservative estimates are that 60 percent of men and 40 percent of women will have an extramarital affair. These figures are even more significant when we consider the total number of marriages involved—since it's unlikely that all the men and women having affairs happen to be married to each other. If even half of the women having affairs (or 20 percent) are married to men not included in the 60 percent having affairs, then at least one partner will have an affair in approximately 80 percent of all marriages.

    But we need to take a closer look at the statistics on affairs to determine what they can contribute to an understanding of our sexual patterns. While affairs happen in non-marital, "committed" relationships as well as within marriage, most of the statistics deal only with "extramarital" affairs. These statistics began with Kinsey's reports in the 1940's and early 1950's. Kinsey's samples included 5,000 men and showed that by age 40, 50 percent of the men had experienced extramarital sexual intercourse. Kinsey's original samples of 6,000 women showed that by age 40, 26 percent of the women had experienced extramarital sexual intercourse.

    Later studies dealing exclusively with men indicate a continuous increase in the number of men having extramarital affairs. The increase for women having affairs has been even more significant. Some of the statistics, both for men and for women, are extremely high and legitimately debated, but many people question any statistics on extramarital affairs, arguing that statistics are unreliable and confusing and that no one knows precisely how prevalent affairs are. While there are slight differences in the estimates based on clinical studies and questionnaires, the bottom line is compelling in showing an extremely high (and rising) incidence of extramarital affairs.

    Why it helps to know about the prevalence of affairs:
    For the person who knows their spouse has had an affair and is still trying to understand why, acknowledging the prevalence of affairs in our society can help them put it in a more realistic perspective. Understanding just how many others face the same situation (regardless of who they are or who they're married to) can help break the sense of being so alone, isolated, or "singled out" for this experience. It can help overcome the feeling of "why me?"

    People who have not yet faced this issue, either in their own lives or with their friends or family, would do well to start with a realistic picture of the frequency of affairs in society as a whole. It's not that the sheer frequency means it will happen to any specific person, but it does say a lot about the kind of support to expect from society for remaining monogamous vs. having affairs. We need to make a commitment to face the reality of affairs and address the issue in a more responsible way, both individually and as a society.

    Bottom Line: Most of us expect monogamy to be a normal part of marriage or any committed relationship. The reality is that monogamy is not the norm.
    So all of you whiners and complainers, you are probably one of those in the other percentages who didn't have one and was a victim of an affair because you are a sorry loser.

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    OP HERE HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

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    it's spelled "hypocrites," numbnuts
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    Oh man I'm watching the 'Telephone' video. It's like a really bad satire of product placement interspersed with babar's sexual fantasies.

    (yeah, the actual topic of this thread has run its course - it's dead to me now so I'm hijacking it)

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    simonj it's funny that you said that because i was planning on ranting about it
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    You seriously should.

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    Well, we've been caught. Hrm. Definitely puts a wrench in things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Well, we've been caught. Hrm. Definitely puts a wrench in things.
    no rly?

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    gina you should vlog about douchebags bragging about fucking their best friend's significant others

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Well, we've been caught. Hrm. Definitely puts a wrench in things.
    why should it matter if the husband knows, you've already posted this who ordeal for the internet to read
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    gina you should vlog about douchebags bragging about fucking their best friend's significant others
    look for a booty shaking on youtube vrant soon
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    I love this woman. I want to be with this woman. I want to marry this woman.

    Everyone knows. All our friends. Everyone at work knows all the way up to the big boss. They told me to stop at risk of my career.

    I've lost all my friends at work, people at my job won't stop asking me about it, and I'm not suppose to make any contact with her or him at the risk of losing my job. I risk a lot more, but its worth it because I'm madly in love with this woman.

    I picked her over my best friend. I picked her over everything.

    We're sticking to our guns. We're still going for it. Even though he is still trying to get back with her and threatening her and making her cry and treating her like crap he still thinks he loves her. He's a brute. A crude macho-drunk garbage creature.

    I will win and her heart will always be mine.

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    you sound like jay gatsby, but then, everything turned out just peachy for him

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    more like gay jatsby

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    pretty much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    I will win and her heart will always be mine.
    sorry bro you already lost the game

    she's got you by the balls
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    In the words of Dr. Gregory House, "You're an idiot"

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    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there
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    I thought that was established long ago

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