prelude - we're talking about indians so shut the fuck up about this bullshit affair no one cares about.
issue 1 - feather is better than dot
issue 2 - sycld is faring worse emotionally than 95% of native americans
prelude - we're talking about indians so shut the fuck up about this bullshit affair no one cares about.
issue 1 - feather is better than dot
issue 2 - sycld is faring worse emotionally than 95% of native americans
Rebuttal 1) All Indians (and some "cracka-asses") that attend state dinners at the White House are REQUIRED to be bedotted. Any feathery Indians that attempt to attend shalll be plucked and thrown into the night where there will be much wailing and gnaashing of teeth.
SOURCE: http://www.whitehouse.gov/protocols.htm
Rebuttal 2) Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by bedotted Injuns:1
Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by feathery Injuns:0
Rebuttal 3) Average net worth of bedotted Injuns in the US and Canaja: Liek lots of milleons. Average net worth of feathry Indians in the US and Canabisa: Liek really little a JILLION ZEROZ w/o no number in frunt.
Rebuttal 4) Dottery Indeans dunt take drogs cause they wunt 2 be born beter in teh next life like hopping 2 b wite next tyme dey r born and not b born wurs liek be bborn as teh feathery injjuns.
Injuns r all leik "oh dude skan teh grate spirut an we all due drugs wif him" so dey becum woerms aftur.
Rebuttal 5) The Europeans decimated teh ineans with teh fathrs but won dey cam 2 dot india dot indias got MOER INIDAS
Rebuttal 6) nouissue 2 - sycld is faring worse emotionally than 95% of native americans
that's because faesce doesn't do favours.
i don't do favours
awful
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this doesn't even sound like a good porno
i concede all of your pointsOriginally Posted by sycld
except 6
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GOT'EM
Well, I'm helping her prepare for a divorce and she's making it clear that is the path she is persuing. He doesn't know that I'm in on this. He's trying everything but he just doesn't get it that it is over. To all of you hippocrates out there, here is an article from Dear Peggy on the statistics of affairs. He sent her a $200 edible bouquet and has been working out and improving his health, but it isn't helping. As soon as she left, I left and we had a quickie in automatic car wash parking lot in my car.
http://www.dearpeggy.com/affairs.html
So all of you whiners and complainers, you are probably one of those in the other percentages who didn't have one and was a victim of an affair because you are a sorry loser.Originally Posted by Dear Peggy Article
OP HERE HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Oh man I'm watching the 'Telephone' video. It's like a really bad satire of product placement interspersed with babar's sexual fantasies.
(yeah, the actual topic of this thread has run its course - it's dead to me now so I'm hijacking it)
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
bananaphone
You seriously should.
Well, we've been caught. Hrm. Definitely puts a wrench in things.
gina you should vlog about douchebags bragging about fucking their best friend's significant others
I love this woman. I want to be with this woman. I want to marry this woman.
Everyone knows. All our friends. Everyone at work knows all the way up to the big boss. They told me to stop at risk of my career.
I've lost all my friends at work, people at my job won't stop asking me about it, and I'm not suppose to make any contact with her or him at the risk of losing my job. I risk a lot more, but its worth it because I'm madly in love with this woman.
I picked her over my best friend. I picked her over everything.
We're sticking to our guns. We're still going for it. Even though he is still trying to get back with her and threatening her and making her cry and treating her like crap he still thinks he loves her. He's a brute. A crude macho-drunk garbage creature.
I will win and her heart will always be mine.
In the words of Dr. Gregory House, "You're an idiot"
you sound like jay gatsby, but then, everything turned out just peachy for him
more like gay jatsby
pretty much
troll
I thought that was established long ago
I loved living there. I loved it when he left for the night. I loved it when he went on vacation. She and I would take to the bed and throw ourselves into each other diving into the sheets. I love wood floors. That bed would glide across the room with each thrust. That night he opened the door, we moved the bed right in front of the bedroom door. He opened it and looked right at us. The adrenaline pumped even harder. I was ready for a fight. I looked at him, my dick looked at him, and I all I could say was," Sorry dude." He cried and ran away.
Surprisingly, he was very calm about it. He asked me if I could move out tomorrow. I was a nervous but I slept there for the night with a pair of steel scissors by my side. The next day, he took her out on a date and I moved out.
When we went to work, he told everyone. I was the top dog, the number one at my job, but now I was an outcast. All our friends sided with him. But guys are guys and they called me Smasher of the Year as much as I told them not to. I felt horrible. I didn't feel horrible for what I did, what we did to him, I just felt horrible from being away from her. I'm in the military, so adultery is a big deal. They tried to get me to confess, but I fought the law and lied and won. They had nothing on me. But he was able to get a military protective order put on me preventing me from talking to her, him, and staying away from that house for the next 90 days or else face military punitive and legal consequences.
No friends, an outcas at work, and no contact with her. I defied it all. I had friends all over the command. I had friends at home who sympathized with me. My boss helped me out in secret. She helped me believe to stay strong and to follow love. Fuck, she even made me watch the notebook.
My love and I are keeping in touch but in secret. I found ways to get around everything. I found ways for her and me to meet up. Afterall, the military doesn't watch what you do in your personal life unless you keep bringing it to the workplace. He can't stop me.
I believe in love. I love this woman. I am madly in love with this woman. She and I are working on the separation. My ex-best friend is spiraling into depression. I'm trying to remain strong.
I love a strong and independent woman, but it is a double-edged blade and I like what also cuts me. She does things I tell her I don't like, but I deal with it because the same is true in reverse. I feel that if I stay strong and have faith and hope and if I pray to God, our love will stay strong. If we were meant to be together, we will. I can only stay strong and keep fighting. Keep risking it all.
Thank you for all those who support me. Thank you. I'll keep you updated.
I didn't even read the last part. It's just become like a tv show that isn't worth watching anymore.
mod edit: added strikethrough (gwahir)
OP edit: Good one gwahir (simonj)
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