I can't confront him. She wants me to tell him, but now I feel bad about being a dick since he never did anything terrible to me. We're going on a work trip for the next three weeks. She's been driving him crazy and not giving it up to him. I'm going to try to convince him to separate or cheat on her and make him feel bad. I got to finish packing up. I'll let you guys know how my affair goes when I get back.
A) you're a faggot
B) do us a favour and don't let us know how your affair went
prelude - we're talking about indians so shut the fuck up about this bullshit affair no one cares about.
issue 1 - feather is better than dot
issue 2 - sycld is faring worse emotionally than 95% of native americans
that's because faesce doesn't do favours.
i don't do favours
Rebuttal 1) All Indians (and some "cracka-asses") that attend state dinners at the White House are REQUIRED to be bedotted. Any feathery Indians that attempt to attend shalll be plucked and thrown into the night where there will be much wailing and gnaashing of teeth.
SOURCE: http://www.whitehouse.gov/protocols.htm
Rebuttal 2) Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by bedotted Injuns:1
Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by feathery Injuns:0
Rebuttal 3) Average net worth of bedotted Injuns in the US and Canaja: Liek lots of milleons. Average net worth of feathry Indians in the US and Canabisa: Liek really little a JILLION ZEROZ w/o no number in frunt.
Rebuttal 4) Dottery Indeans dunt take drogs cause they wunt 2 be born beter in teh next life like hopping 2 b wite next tyme dey r born and not b born wurs liek be bborn as teh feathery injjuns.
Injuns r all leik "oh dude skan teh grate spirut an we all due drugs wif him" so dey becum woerms aftur.
Rebuttal 5) The Europeans decimated teh ineans with teh fathrs but won dey cam 2 dot india dot indias got MOER INIDAS
Rebuttal 6) nouissue 2 - sycld is faring worse emotionally than 95% of native americans
awful
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this doesn't even sound like a good porno
i concede all of your pointsOriginally Posted by sycld
except 6
Last edited by coqauvin; 03-03-2010 at 04:18 AM.
GOT'EM
Well, I'm helping her prepare for a divorce and she's making it clear that is the path she is persuing. He doesn't know that I'm in on this. He's trying everything but he just doesn't get it that it is over. To all of you hippocrates out there, here is an article from Dear Peggy on the statistics of affairs. He sent her a $200 edible bouquet and has been working out and improving his health, but it isn't helping. As soon as she left, I left and we had a quickie in automatic car wash parking lot in my car.
http://www.dearpeggy.com/affairs.html
So all of you whiners and complainers, you are probably one of those in the other percentages who didn't have one and was a victim of an affair because you are a sorry loser.Originally Posted by Dear Peggy Article
OP HERE HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Oh man I'm watching the 'Telephone' video. It's like a really bad satire of product placement interspersed with babar's sexual fantasies.
(yeah, the actual topic of this thread has run its course - it's dead to me now so I'm hijacking it)
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
bananaphone
You seriously should.
Well, we've been caught. Hrm. Definitely puts a wrench in things.
gina you should vlog about douchebags bragging about fucking their best friend's significant others
I love this woman. I want to be with this woman. I want to marry this woman.
Everyone knows. All our friends. Everyone at work knows all the way up to the big boss. They told me to stop at risk of my career.
I've lost all my friends at work, people at my job won't stop asking me about it, and I'm not suppose to make any contact with her or him at the risk of losing my job. I risk a lot more, but its worth it because I'm madly in love with this woman.
I picked her over my best friend. I picked her over everything.
We're sticking to our guns. We're still going for it. Even though he is still trying to get back with her and threatening her and making her cry and treating her like crap he still thinks he loves her. He's a brute. A crude macho-drunk garbage creature.
I will win and her heart will always be mine.
you sound like jay gatsby, but then, everything turned out just peachy for him
more like gay jatsby
pretty much
In the words of Dr. Gregory House, "You're an idiot"
troll
I thought that was established long ago
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