Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
OP: This is absolutely true. In fact, my friend/her husband was gone all weekend with the rest of the guys, and I opted out claiming lack of funds. Let me tell you, it has been a great weekend thus far.

He just got home, and we fucked on the bed. I was wondering if the wetspots were still all over the covers. He's too dumb and naive to smell the sex.

Earlier today, we went to see Shutter's Island. We were making out in the theatre and it just so happened to be two ladies from our workplace sitting a few rows behind us. It was extremely dark, so I don't think they know. I do think one friends knows. He might have saw us through the window as we were fooling around on the couch. I had to be all nonchalant about everything as we went to the pub and hit up a few parties. The excitement of it all.

I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.
DUDE YOU TOTALLY ARE THE CHAMPION OF FUCK HI FIVE BROSKI


also...

Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
i had an affair with my best friend's dog.

she said she was neutered, but the bitch was lyin'....
...this is verifiably the best post itt.