Thread: Had an affair with best friend's wife.

Just had it to say it. She let her feelings be known and I made the move and we went all night all over the brand new living room furniture and their brand new mattress. He is the most generous friend I have ever had and has done so much for me. I do this to him and I don't feel any contempt for myself. We've worked together for so long. We have the same friends. We all go to same places. If this was ever leaked oh the shame he would feel and how despicable I would be. What he would do to me but all that fear is reserved to that final moment. I only fantasize about how this would spread throughout the workplace and in what terms it would benefit me. I only wait till he his gone again.

Today, we were on our way out home and stopped off at the bathroom. I was in the middle of relieving myself until he said, "My wife said you cheated." I was caught off guard and asked what he meant by that. "She said you cheated. You smoked a cigarette." She's a smart devil. She deliberately had him say that.

I am scum and how it good it feels to be.

Who cares

lol
this shouldn't be anonymous

Originally Posted by sycld

DUDE YOU TOTALLY ARE THE CHAMPION OF FUCK HI FIVE BROSKI


also...



...this is verifiably the best post itt.

Thanks. This shit was too good to pass up. We were on our way out of work today and he told me that she told him that she had the best weekend ever with me. And he was apologizing and saying he wasn't trying to mean anything by it. I told him all we did was go to Shutter's Island. Its so difficult to contain the joy I feel inside. I was even giving him advice on how to help with his marriage as we were walking to my car. He calls me brother and wants me to hang out with him back home or visit his dad up north. It is tremendously satisfying to get away with this. He's going to be gone all day tomorrow and it'll just be me and her.

I went to a fair.

I had an affair with Thomas Crown

This is worse than a MalReynolds story

Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

This is worse than a MalReynolds story

ice burn

(to them, not me. i know the 'quality' of my stories)

i get the feeling this is one of those stories we would like more if we know who it was

It's not real

Do you read People magazine, gossip queen?

Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

It's not real

which is very much a part of the explanation for what i just said

also gwahir I know who it is and I still think you're getting trolled.

update: repped her for her contributions

italix

OP: This is absolutely true. In fact, my friend/her husband was gone all weekend with the rest of the guys, and I opted out claiming lack of funds. Let me tell you, it has been a great weekend thus far.

He just got home, and we fucked on the bed. I was wondering if the wetspots were still all over the covers. He's too dumb and naive to smell the sex.

Earlier today, we went to see Shutter's Island. We were making out in the theatre and it just so happened to be two ladies from our workplace sitting a few rows behind us. It was extremely dark, so I don't think they know. I do think one friends knows. He might have saw us through the window as we were fooling around on the couch. I had to be all nonchalant about everything as we went to the pub and hit up a few parties. The excitement of it all.

I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

OP: This is absolutely true. In fact, my friend/her husband was gone all weekend with the rest of the guys, and I opted out claiming lack of funds. Let me tell you, it has been a great weekend thus far.

He just got home, and we fucked on the bed. I was wondering if the wetspots were still all over the covers. He's too dumb and naive to smell the sex.

Earlier today, we went to see Shutter's Island. We were making out in the theatre and it just so happened to be two ladies from our workplace sitting a few rows behind us. It was extremely dark, so I don't think they know. I do think one friends knows. He might have saw us through the window as we were fooling around on the couch. I had to be all nonchalant about everything as we went to the pub and hit up a few parties. The excitement of it all.

I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.

you're a dumb faggot and i hope you die in a vehicular collision

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.

better make a ps thread about it

Originally Posted by faesce

you're a dumb faggot and i hope you die in a vehicular collision

You should give it a try, dude(I'm going to assume your a dude who has probably been cheated on. I have been cheated on before and it hurt. But it is enlightening to be on the giving end. Now I know why I do it. It's almost like a drug. I don't know how this relationship would go if it weren't for the fact that we were doing it behind his back. I'm sure you've done drugs before(you don't have to say so) but the feeling glorious!)

Originally Posted by srsinternets

better make a ps thread about it

Originally Posted by gina

quit sticking your dick into her for starters

I might have to, gina Thanks for the advice.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

You should give it a try, dude(I'm going to assume your a dude who has probably been cheated on. I have been cheated on before and it hurt. But it is enlightening to be on the giving end. Now I know why I do it. It's almost like a drug. I don't know how this relationship would go if it weren't for the fact that we were doing it behind his back. I'm sure you've done drugs before(you don't have to say so) but the feeling glorious!)

i wasn't calling you a faggot because of something you did that i have no problem with (morally i don't give a fuck, just drill the bitch in the ass and wipe it on your friend's socks for all i care)

i'm calling you a faggot because you're a faggot

just wanted to clear that up

At least sycld is capable of properly using parenthesis.

Also, if seven year olds were capable of committing and relishing in adultery this is how I imagine they would express it.

sycld do not lecture people on matters of the breast.

Tits make gay men straight.

one of the cooks in my bush camp was gay. we had chicken one night, and i asked him for some of the breast, so he holds up a piece and says 'is this a breast? hey why are you laughing i don't know what a breast is!' good times

Originally Posted by coqauvin

one of the cooks in my bush camp was gay. we had chicken one night, and i asked him for some of the breast, so he holds up a piece and says 'is this a breast? hey why are you laughing i don't know what a breast is!' good times

I hope you were on cocaine at that point.

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT by the way did you know i am an oppressed indian drowning mysocietal depression in booze and dope just like every other indian in canada/america

Originally Posted by coqauvin

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT by the way did you know i am an oppressed indian drowning mysocietal depression in booze and dope just like every other indian in canada/america

I thought sycld was the depressed indian. And the only thing he's drowning in is pretentious food and double entendre.

I can't confront him. She wants me to tell him, but now I feel bad about being a dick since he never did anything terrible to me. We're going on a work trip for the next three weeks. She's been driving him crazy and not giving it up to him. I'm going to try to convince him to separate or cheat on her and make him feel bad. I got to finish packing up. I'll let you guys know how my affair goes when I get back.

The government owes you money. I'm sorry my redskineded brotha.

No I think he's India Indian but anyway.

A) you're a faggot
B) do us a favour and don't let us know how your affair went