Thread: My life, right now, is kinda the basis for an awful Ashton Kutcher romantic comedy.

Originally Posted by Atmosfear

Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday

Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.

Originally Posted by CyanideWyrm

Captain Castle: Now with the ability to fuck you into atheism

Originally Posted by DAVIDSDIVAD

Holy shit you are unfunny