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    Default LIfe: An Unscripted Play.

    Well I just typed out a huge story and then accidently deleted it whilst trying to post. If someone could trash this headache, thank you.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    I was wondering what was going on in the story. All I saw was up until you guys were checking out.

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    Oh, didn't know someone was already reading it, sorry.

    Watered down version: My buddy had some condoms in his pile of purchasables when the cashier went on break. The replacement cashier just so happened to be his girlfriend's mom which he then panicked and gave me the condoms to buy but he was busted anyway and was promised a "Firm talking to" by the cashier/mother.

    Good times.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    Haha sounds kind of like a had to be there story to be as funny but I can imagine the hilarity at the time. That's some shitty luck right there.

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    wow, it's a small small world

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