I smoke weed. I'm pretty sure the rest of you do too, otherwise you wouldn't be on the internet. Here is my latest creation of awesome.

Ingredients;
Bread
Peanut Butter(whatever you like, Natural, Organic, Creamy, Crunchy)(I like Creamy)
Jelly(I used Blackberry Preserves, you can use whatever)
Cool Whip

Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while the Bread is separated, add an amount of cool whip. You're probably going to need to scrape off some of it, until you get to the right amount, but you're high, so that's cool. Once the correct amount is on there(your choice!), slap them breads together and shove it into your dicksucker.