I have no interest in being eaten, but I'm down to try some human meat. Why not? Of course I'm only interested if it's free range, organic, cruelty free meat. And by free range, organic, cruelty free meat, I mean they ran, were vegan, and had their brainpan crushed as early in the process as possible. I'd be happy to assist in the tenderizing process. Truth be told, I've always wanted to act out scenes from Casino...

I hope you can grill, because I'm shit with anything but eggs.