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    Psalm 93: (basically says this)= The sun revolves around the earth from east to west, hell is below the earth while the third heavenly body is God's abode.

    I guess you still believe this as well, oh and forget about those Jurassic Park looking monsters.
    The Psalms were about being artistic. They weren't meant to be taken as laws of nature.

    It's sort of like the song "Smoke on the Water".

    The Psalms were simply songs.

    As for dinosaurs, I do believe they existed. It fits in, but I'm too lazy to explain. I will say, however, that carbon dating has been shown to be flawed. Thus, don't bring it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    The Psalms were about being artistic. They weren't meant to be taken as laws of nature.

    It's sort of like the song "Smoke on the Water".

    The Psalms were simply songs.

    As for dinosaurs, I do believe they existed. It fits in, but I'm too lazy to explain. I will say, however, that carbon dating has been shown to be flawed. Thus, don't bring it up.
    lol ,people used to be killed for saying things in the bible weren't meant to be taken literally, now when somebody points out something that has been proven wrong or doesn't make sense the only reply is "It's not meant to be taken literally, it's a metaphor" This "it's being artistic, like a song" is new to me but I expect to hear it a lot more often now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    The Psalms were about being artistic. They weren't meant to be taken as laws of nature.

    It's sort of like the song "Smoke on the Water".

    The Psalms were simply songs.

    As for dinosaurs, I do believe they existed. It fits in, but I'm too lazy to explain. I will say, however, that carbon dating has been shown to be flawed. Thus, don't bring it up.
    Psalms is my least favorite book in the bible, i think it's 14 and 52 that says something to the effect of "If you don't believe in God, then nothing you do in life is good, you are not a good person etc."

    So in effect, bible is B/s.

    Also, where in the bible does it say anything about the world being only a few thousand years old? I understand "First day" etc, but maybe the God man made all that shit in 4-5 days took a break for a few hundred million/billion years and then made man, y'know because if you have infinite age, what's a few eons to ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    I understand "First day" etc, but maybe the God man made all that shit in 4-5 days took a break for a few hundred million/billion years and then made man, y'know because if you have infinite age, what's a few eons to ya?
    That was fantastic.

    Adding another 80k years makes mankind's mental evolution a lot less impressive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    The Psalms were about being artistic. They weren't meant to be taken as laws of nature.

    It's sort of like the song "Smoke on the Water".

    The Psalms were simply songs.

    As for dinosaurs, I do believe they existed. It fits in, but I'm too lazy to explain. I will say, however, that carbon dating has been shown to be flawed. Thus, don't bring it up.
    So I'm guessing your part of the flat earth society as well? In the bible it states that there are four corners of the world...so that means it can't be round right?
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