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    Wonderful. Another "ohnoespoliticalcorrectnessgonemad" story from the Daily Mail. Let's ignore the fact that they are almost entirely responsible for the climate of babyfear which creates these situations.

    Cunts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Wonderful. Another "ohnoespoliticalcorrectnessgonemad" story from the Daily Mail. Let's ignore the fact that they are almost entirely responsible for the climate of babyfear which creates these situations.

    Cunts.
    Well goddamn said. Institutions like the Daily Mail should be at the least ignored, preferably mocked, derided and ridiculed by everyone else in the world (except those who watch Fox News).

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    Well goddamn said. Institutions like the Daily Mail should be at the least ignored, preferably mocked, derided and ridiculed by everyone else in the world (except those who watch Fox News).
    How dare you? What would Diana think? None of this would have happened if the government had stopped all those immigrants from coming over.

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    The only thing Diana thinks is Oh Fuck! A wall!
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    The only thing Diana thinks is Oh Fuck! A wall!
    Let's see. Diana died 12 years ago.

    Diana jokes stopped being funny about...oh...11 and a half years ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Let's see. Diana died 12 years ago.

    Diana jokes stopped being funny about...oh...11 and a half years ago?
    Let's see...you were born about 21 years ago.

    And you stopped being witty what? 21 years ago?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    How dare you? What would Diana think? None of this would have happened if the government had stopped all those immigrants from coming over.
    hehe

    'what would diana think' was an especially nice touch

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    hehe

    'what would diana think' was an especially nice touch
    Ive been scouring youtube for this :

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9cbT4fPVbs&feature=related"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

    It is the Daily Express this one pots fun at. Its at 3:32, quality gag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    babyfear
    No idea why, but this word made me laugh.
    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
    Quote Originally Posted by raghead View Post
    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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