A man and his father approached a group of bums in Houston with the the intention to pick one, and make a website dedicated to essentially "Pimping" him out. The website, http://www.ascendgence.com/pimpthisbum/index.aspx features a bum, a quick Q&A with him, and a list of things that you can choose to buy for him, from a doughnut ($.50) to 2 semesters at U of H for $10,000. The real news article is located here: http://www.click2houston.com/news/18738534/detail.html