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"Herrow, Mrs. Chang?"

"Wres?"

"I have some tellybur noose about your son. He was kewed this aftellnoo, we need you to come and identify the body"

"Oh my Buddha!! How dirrit happen?"

"Weh, the chair he was sitting on exprowded and caused massive anar damage..."

"...Am I on the raderow...??"
Altered to reflect my racist attitudes of Chinese accents.