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  1. 03-13-2009, 04:10 PM #1
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    If you kill Chuck Norris, do you become him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    If you kill Chuck Norris, do you become him?
    I don't see why would even ask that question...you know that Chuck Norris can't be killed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I don't see why would even ask that question...you know that Chuck Norris can't be killed.
    Mr.T could take Norris. Hands down.
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