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    Mr. T in his prime having an altercation with Chuck Norris would be a real life example of an unstoppable force hitting an unmovable object.

    Nowadays Mr. T isn't all that great though. I mean he sells Flavorwave ovens now. Nothing bad ass about that. I'm pretty sure that Billy Mays could take Mr. T these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Mr. T in his prime having an altercation with Chuck Norris would be a real life example of an unstoppable force hitting an unmovable object.

    Nowadays Mr. T isn't all that great though. I mean he sells Flavorwave ovens now. Nothing bad ass about that. I'm pretty sure that Billy Mays could take Mr. T these days.
    Dude, George Foreman was selling grills for about ten years, got back into the ring at 48 and knocked out the champ. It's common knowledge that all brothas can summon up their innermost hatred for the system and the white man which fuels them to perform miracles.

    Mr. T is just TNT waiting to go off! Mircrowave or no!
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