Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
So recently a few months ago I taught myself how to solve a Rubik's and surprisingly it's fucking easy. Although I guess it shouldn't be too shocking since there are hundreds of videos on youtube of young children solving the Rubik's cube. Anyway, on occasion I've solved the cube in front of people and I always get these stares of amazement, like I'm a fuckin genius.

So that got me thinking, what are some other easy things to learn that seem to impress people?
Who the fuck does solving a rubik's cube impress? 1st graders?

here are some tips to impressing people:
1. put away the fucking rubik's cube
2. dress snazzy
3. speak only when spoken to
4. Keep calm

and the golden rule:
don't be a dumbass