There are a lot of good quotes out there in the world of cinema. I have snatched a few for your amusement. I hope you return the favor.

"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb!"
-Lord Helmet, Space Balls.

"This. Is. My. Boom stick!"
-Ash, Evil Dead.

"... yeah yeah, well, ah, you know its a kinda easy to win when you, ah, NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW, EVER, GOD ... come on ...!"
Mike, Black Sheep.

"Thank god! They're coming to kill me! Oh thank you Jesus!"
Pest, the Pest.