I thought this up many months ago when CD first came out of LWS. Make up a short funny story of how David died.

David sold LWS to Niel for 50 grand so he could fund his hobby of yoga, which helped him in his real hobby of masturbation. Once he's able to perform oral on himself then the 50 grand will insure that he never has to leave home. Up on his rooftop he was practicing the fellatio pose he got overbalanced and fell 4 stories to the street below. (Not blow.) Slowly he got up and was hit by a bus.