I'm accustomed to stupid customers by now, but I still remember the first one I encountered.

Some uppity southern belle and her friends that look just like her came into the deli asking for a chicken sandwich. I respond by telling her we had grilled chicken, fried chicken, and chicken salad, and asking her which one she wanted.

"Uhhh...just chicken, please."

Slightly annoyed by the woman, I repeat what I had said. I got the same response. After telling her to wait a moment, I went into the kitchen and retrieve samples of the grilled and fried chicken. Through the order window I see that my assistant manager was attempting to get her order as well, with no luck. I returned with the samples, asking her which one she would prefer. She couldn't even tell by the meat's appearance, so I just told her to sample each piece and tell me what she wanted.

In the end she got a turkey sub.