I deal with retards and assholes on the daily. Just because you have a fucking membership to the YMCA does NOT mean that you own the damn place, or that you deserve special fucking treatment. No I will not stay an extra hour without pay so your 3 year old can sit in a pool 3 inches deep and stare at you. Fuck you, no I will not. I also do not care if you've only been in the hot tub for 5 minutes we fucking close at 9:30. There are signs everywhere, learn to read.