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  1. 12-29-2008, 07:12 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    I mean, sure, I'm dating her now
    Haha. Mal I can believe you but this is still so lol.
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  2. 12-29-2008, 07:15 PM #42
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    post nudes of this married woman
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    I'm hornier than a black looking at a naked white womenz with a phat ass with some fried chicken on top of the phat ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

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    Quote Originally Posted by piranhas View Post
    Go back to totse.
    Hahahahahaha

    Those were the days.
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    The last time I made out with a married woman it was while hanging out innocently in my hotel room.

    Her husband bought some fantastic tits.
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    I refuse to give any advice on how to avoid getting caught doing nothing wrong.

    When you plan out some actual infidelity, I'll post in that thread.
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    Obvious troll is obvious.
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    Obviously
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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    I refuse to give any advice on how to avoid getting caught doing nothing wrong.

    When you plan out some actual infidelity, I'll post in that thread.
    Have some experience in that department or sumthin?
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?
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    Well, no. But I have lots of experience with lying about where I am, back from when I was a teenager.
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    Has all been figured out. Now if I can figure out how to make sure I don't have a hangover when I wake up in 12 hours or so I'll be all set.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnreasonablyReasonable View Post
    Has all been figured out. Now if I can figure out how to make sure I don't have a hangover when I wake up in 12 hours or so I'll be all set.
    I've always heard washing your mouth out with buckshot is wonderful for that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

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    doing it with married chicks is a lot of fun and if you aren't going to bang this chick then you don't deserve help. unless she's unbangable, but then why would you want to hang out with her for a whole night alone anyway?

    Just have her tell the dude she's visiting some relative(auntie dyke who hates men) for the night, meet up, bone, go on with life as normal. if the dude finds out just tell him to quit being such a bitch and maybe his chick won't bone other dudes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
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    the solution is so obvious isn't it
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    This is the first time I have seen this lol.
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    Also to OP, kill the husband, kill the wife so no one can suspect you, then kill yourself so the cops can't arrest you.

    The perfect crime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    Also to OP, kill the husband, kill the wife so no one can suspect you, then kill yourself so the cops can't arrest you.

    The perfect crime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

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